2 truths and a lie; daemon: chainsawd

[fiachdubh]

[ If you were to see how this came about, you might be amused. Turns out Adam Parrish, wanting revenge from the Employment AMA network post, has decided to take over Chainsawd while Ronan is in the bathroom.

It's the work of a few minutes. He's stealthy. ]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: Ronan Lynch; the Greywaren

1. I coo over baby goats in tiny sweaters when I think there's no one around to see.
2. I own more t-shirts than the gap, but I wear the same shredded one every day because I think it makes me look like a badass
3. My tattoo is designed to be dangerous and full of claws, and beaks, and thorns (but the flowers are my boyfriend's favourite part)

One Of These Is A Lie

Comments

( text | daemon: pikad )

[creatio]

what is it with guys and shredded t-shirts?

( At least Jace has the demon excuse, but she totally thinks he likes the look too. )

[fiachdubh]

[ At some point soon, Ronan is going to commit Parrishide. ]

my t-shirts are not shredded
my t-shirts are whole and absolutely fine
don't listen to the hype

[creatio]

so you don't have a dozen of the same t-shirt for the #aesthetic?
damn, i thought i had figured you out.

[fiachdubh]

I have a lot of black shirts
it's just practical?

[creatio]

you'd fit in so well with the shadowhunters.
colors personally offensive to them.

( action ) fight me - also i should have done these tags the other way round, oops.

[aberth]

( When Ronan comes back from the bathroom, he's using his own daemon, apparently absorbed in research or whatever else he's doing. He doesn't look up, but that's not unusual. They tend to do their own thing while in the same room. When Chainsawd dings with an alert though, Adam makes a small, strangled noise, like a concealed laugh. He still doesn't look over, just clears his throat, then goes back to scrolling.

100% Casual. )

[fiachdubh]

[ Ronan only spares a glance at the sudden message notification, scanning it quickly before opening the network app, and seeing the post.

Goddamnit. ]

Adam.

[aberth]

Hm?

( Look at him, he is very studiously reading some information on the City. He is definitely taking it all in and not at all paying complete attention to Ronan and his reaction. )

[fiachdubh]

[ Ronan sighs as Chainsawd pings at him again, right by his ear like the little shit that she is. She's probably enjoying it, too. ]

Adam, why is there a network post with my name on it just posted when I didn't write anything?

[aberth]

Is there?

( Adam is actually the most accomplished liar out of all of their friends, but he's doing very little to pretend he's even remotely innocent right now. His voice is too high, too breezy, and when Chainsawd pings, his own mouth twitches like he's trying to smother down his amusement. )

Maybe there's a glitch in the network.

( Or maybe his boyfriend is a little shit. )

daemon: haurchefantd

[remarkablymodest]

I suspect that you are not the one responsible for actually writing this. Yet, I will say number two is the lie regardless.

[fiachdubh]

you'd be correct, i just live with an asshole

[ Who's never getting laid every again. ]

and you'd be correct.

[ Sadly. But baby goats in tiny jumpers. They're just too cute. ]

[remarkablymodest]

[ Poor Adam, we knew him well. ]

I've never seen a baby goat, personally, but I imagine they are much cuter than the adults.
Though as I'm discovering with many animals, I think my definition of 'goat' and yours might be different.

[fiachdubh]

[ Listen, Adam deserves everything that's coming to him for this. ]

they're very cute, for sure
you should look them up on youtube
you won't regret it

wait
what's a goat to you

[remarkablymodest]

[ Boys will be boys, he supposes. He can't say Haurchefant,
Estinien, or him weren't guilty of playing the same types of stunts in their youths. ]

I will have my daemon make a note of that.

Goats for in Eorzea are massive beasts.
Their hides are good for a beginning adventurer's armor, I'm told.

text; daemon: moonshined

[pillz]

ehy homo
wat does god think abt vampirez
& 2 is a lie
hopefully u get sme gay points back makin it up wit musical theater

[fiachdubh]

[ Eye fucking roll. ]

why don't you ask Him yourself
Give Him a reason to smite something it's probably been a while

you know me so well

[pillz]

he doesnt atalk to me. do u thik id be in this shit if i had good conversations wit god
what do u have agains tvampries
some nice ones in town u know

it true i do
who wrote this shit 4 u

[fiachdubh]

fucks I give about vampires: 0

and yes, I believe you'd be in this shit even if God spoke to you
you're incapable of not being neck deep in your own shit

no one you need to worry about

cw classism

[pillz]

i tihink that there is blasphemy. ure a shitt catholic, my dear gay boy
not that thats news
bein gay boy & all


ure a shitty liar lyncha
it wuz trailer park parrish wasnt it

daemon: sophiad

[helical]

You didn't write this yourself, did you

[fiachdubh]

absolutely not, and I am going to kill him

[helical]

Who was it? Your daemon must trust him

[fiachdubh]

my roommate

[ He still has a hard time writing 'boyfriend', okay, give him a break. ]

and my daemon lives for my ridicule so she probably helped

[helical]

For things meant to assist us they don't do a lot of that.

Maybe you can tell yours not to let anyone else post for you or something.