Oreos are like other small, sweet things that look like they might be complected a bit with chocolate, [janus says, feeling a bit absurd !! but it's not too difficult. rafa makes it seem easy, amiable and warm, like. he'll play along, even if janus falls short of perfect on things other than parting oreos.] What makes them cooler to touch makes them--

[oh god what are they even saying.]

More intriguing-- to get into.

[what. look, the whole oreo thing was new, janus hadn't really expected for it to take off on the network as such and thus had not practiced any sort of script. they pull a little face that's half-smile, half-grimace, and then tilts the one half of the cookie that has the icing attached toward rafaello.] I mean-- it's not difficult, you could peel that discus off with your nails.