Oh, believe me I could tell that right off what with your reading of something so ancient that it was better left in the dusty shelves of some library that'd been burned down centuries ago. [ Gee Vex, tell us how you really feel about it. ]

Boots are alright, I came here wearing boots, but they attracted sand like a magnet. Could never seem to get all of it out of 'em, so I gave up. Maybe I ought to steal new ones and just... never wear 'em on the beach. What a pain. [ He's a tad whiny. ]