[ educated on ancient times, he is not. educated at all, he is not. ]

Just saying, you'd think strapping at least a blanket or pieces of wood on to make the killing part a little less easy would come to mind.

[ even the grounders were decked out in whatever they could find for armor. loincloth just seems impractical. but, welp, anyway. uh. ]

For fun? I dunno, not dying, I guess. I learned how to play videos games a month or so ago.