AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY THE LAST POINT I SAW YOU BEFORE THE DOO-DOO (RATED G FOR ARACHNID TEENS) HIT THE FAN. THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENED. AN ENTITY NAMED "DESTINY," UNIRONICALLY DUBBED, BUT IRONIC IN THE GREATER CONTEXT OF REALITY, DERAILED WHAT OUR LIVES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE. I'M PRETTY SURE THE NORMAL FUTURE WAS SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE THE MYSTERIOUS RETURN OF BUCKY BARNES ON CAPTAIN AMERICA'S ARM, PROBABLY MORE STUFF WITH INFINITY STONES, AND I WAS GOING TO REMODEL SOME PROPERTY IN PREPARATION FOR A GALACTIC WAR. NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. WORLD ENDED WAY TOO QUICKLY. NO CRESCENDO. WE'RE HERE TO FIGHT DESTINY AND GET BACK TO OUR FATE. AGAIN, NOT IRONIC.
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AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY THE LAST POINT I SAW YOU BEFORE THE DOO-DOO (RATED G FOR ARACHNID TEENS) HIT THE FAN.
THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENED. AN ENTITY NAMED "DESTINY," UNIRONICALLY DUBBED, BUT IRONIC IN THE GREATER CONTEXT OF REALITY, DERAILED WHAT OUR LIVES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE. I'M PRETTY SURE THE NORMAL FUTURE WAS SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE THE MYSTERIOUS RETURN OF BUCKY BARNES ON CAPTAIN AMERICA'S ARM, PROBABLY MORE STUFF WITH INFINITY STONES, AND I WAS GOING TO REMODEL SOME PROPERTY IN PREPARATION FOR A GALACTIC WAR.
NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. WORLD ENDED WAY TOO QUICKLY. NO CRESCENDO.
WE'RE HERE TO FIGHT DESTINY AND GET BACK TO OUR FATE. AGAIN, NOT IRONIC.