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Peter Parker ([personal profile] ptrprkr) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2017-09-29 10:28 pm

01 : video 🕷 daemon : happyd

[ The video feed starts off shaky, a close-up of the front of a red t-shirt taking up most of the screen while the muffled sounds of sight struggle are heard -- although, nothing serious, it's more fumbling and clearly frustrated sighs. ]

Okay. [ It's the voice of a teenage boy! ] Is thing working? Is it on?

Yes. [ The daemon replies in a familiar older male's voice, sounding clearly Done with Peter Parker. ] Now back up, you're way too close to me.

Yeah, sure. [ He backs up, and who would have guessed that the voice of a teenager was coming from a teenager? ]

Uhm. Okay. [ He straightens his shirt out, clearly he isn't used to addressing any large groups of people... even if he can't actually see them ]

Hi! I'm Peter! [ He gives a quick wave of his hand. ] And, wow, this is a pretty long way from Queens, am I right? [ Awkward laughter. ]

Listen, kid, hurry up and get to the point, okay?

Right. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any special skills, or abilities, or hidden talents. I once knew someone who was double jointed in their shoulders, they could turn their arms in all these weird directions

[ And, then he starts attempting to do the same..... but, very unsuccessfully. It just ends up looking odd. ]

Okay, they get it, quit it before you hurt yourself.

Okay, okay. [ Nod. Nod. ] So.... Yeah. [ He claps both of his hands together. ] If you do, is that something normal where you're from, or do you have to keep it a secret? Did someone teach you, or was it something you were born with?

Or is it the result of a run in with a radioactive insect?

[ Well, that's oddly specific.... ]

Alright, enough questions already, these folks have things to do. Wrap it up.

Fine, fine. turn off. End transmission. Stop--

[ The video then ends abruptly. ]
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[personal profile] servomotor 2017-10-16 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE LABEL. I DON'T KNOW THAT I BELIEVE THE LABEL. KEEP A HEALTHY DOSE OF SKEPTICISM.

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THE OTHER AVENGERS AROUND, BUT I'M KEEPING MY EYE OUT. YOU GOT IT, KIDDO. THAT IS THE PLAN.

IN THE MEANTIME, I'M FIXING MY SHIP. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STATE-OF-THE-ART AIR VEHICLE TECH AS AN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY?