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Peter Parker ([personal profile] ptrprkr) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2017-09-29 10:28 pm

01 : video 🕷 daemon : happyd

[ The video feed starts off shaky, a close-up of the front of a red t-shirt taking up most of the screen while the muffled sounds of sight struggle are heard -- although, nothing serious, it's more fumbling and clearly frustrated sighs. ]

Okay. [ It's the voice of a teenage boy! ] Is thing working? Is it on?

Yes. [ The daemon replies in a familiar older male's voice, sounding clearly Done with Peter Parker. ] Now back up, you're way too close to me.

Yeah, sure. [ He backs up, and who would have guessed that the voice of a teenager was coming from a teenager? ]

Uhm. Okay. [ He straightens his shirt out, clearly he isn't used to addressing any large groups of people... even if he can't actually see them ]

Hi! I'm Peter! [ He gives a quick wave of his hand. ] And, wow, this is a pretty long way from Queens, am I right? [ Awkward laughter. ]

Listen, kid, hurry up and get to the point, okay?

Right. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any special skills, or abilities, or hidden talents. I once knew someone who was double jointed in their shoulders, they could turn their arms in all these weird directions

[ And, then he starts attempting to do the same..... but, very unsuccessfully. It just ends up looking odd. ]

Okay, they get it, quit it before you hurt yourself.

Okay, okay. [ Nod. Nod. ] So.... Yeah. [ He claps both of his hands together. ] If you do, is that something normal where you're from, or do you have to keep it a secret? Did someone teach you, or was it something you were born with?

Or is it the result of a run in with a radioactive insect?

[ Well, that's oddly specific.... ]

Alright, enough questions already, these folks have things to do. Wrap it up.

Fine, fine. turn off. End transmission. Stop--

[ The video then ends abruptly. ]
leovaldez: (Default)

text, daemon: calypsod

[personal profile] leovaldez 2017-09-30 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
you don't ever stop being weird do you?

[ Because Leo is super normal. ]
deathkid: (Default)

daemon: quothed

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-09-30 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Keeping it a secret is kind of important because most mortals either wouldn't believe us or wouldn't be able to understand.

Anyway, what I am, what I can do... all stuff I was born with.
Edited 2017-09-30 04:10 (UTC)
servomotor: (drankin)

daemon: fridayd

[personal profile] servomotor 2017-09-30 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
ARACHNID.

DID YOU BRING YOUR BEAUTIFUL AUNT?
estrayer: (b l u e)

voice; daemon: caind

[personal profile] estrayer 2017-10-01 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, so under normal circumstances he would have ignored this outright. But... ]

Why would it be because of a radioactive insect? [ Because, come on now. That's weird. ]
deathkid: (jason's glasses again)

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-10-02 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew I was different, but I didn't find out what I am until I was ten.
moshennik: (sass ✘ hungover ✘ hold it)

video; daemon: meow meowd

[personal profile] moshennik 2017-10-03 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't let him sass you.
leovaldez: (W1wOTxM)

[personal profile] leovaldez 2017-10-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know... all of it?

And your daemon is pretty creepy.
leovaldez: (YHLo4yO)

[personal profile] leovaldez 2017-10-04 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
is this a i'm rubber you're glue response?

I feel lucky mine's just a sphere and doesn't have an old man voice.
leovaldez: (2)

[personal profile] leovaldez 2017-10-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I never said I wasn't weird just I'm more cool than I am weird.

Well you're kind of slow sometimes so it's got a point.
creatio: (ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʜ ᴍʏ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ)

video | daemon: pikad. curse the fourth wall!!!

[personal profile] creatio 2017-10-04 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Imagine if you were bitten by a radioactive caterpillar.

( Hello, Peter. There's a bright and bubbly teenage girl to talk to now. )

That'd be weird, right? Though maybe less weird than a bee.
estrayer: (f o l d e d)

[personal profile] estrayer 2017-10-05 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Uhhh, okay. ]

That never happens to people. And even if it did, how would it give you powers? Radiation sickness, maybe.
servomotor: (thinkin)

[personal profile] servomotor 2017-10-06 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
YES, THIS IS MR. STARK. AND YOU'RE PETER PARKER, INTREPID BOY GENIUS.

WHAT'S GOING ON? WHEN DID YOU COME FROM?
leovaldez: (YHLo4yO)

[personal profile] leovaldez 2017-10-06 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. Everyone knows I'm super awesome.

...Totally dude. Rewatch what you just did.

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