[ More than a little haphazardly wrapped in mix-matched wrapping paper is a box containing the following things:
1 (one) ugly Christmas sweater that reads: “Don’t be a dick, Santa is watching” (the 'Darlene Alderson thinks she's funny' gift.) 1 (one) bag of various flavored chocolate truffles (the 'playing it safe, who doesn't like chocolate?' gift.) 1 (one) miniature fishnet wearing leg lamp a la A Christmas Story. (the 'practical' gift -- it's a working lamp, after all.) 2 (two) passes to FSociety Theaters (passes covers tickets & concession... which might seem like the cop-out gift coming from the person running the place.)
Along with a hand-written note that says only: Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.]
For Dick Grayson
1 (one) ugly Christmas sweater that reads: “Don’t be a dick, Santa is watching” (the 'Darlene Alderson thinks she's funny' gift.)
1 (one) bag of various flavored chocolate truffles (the 'playing it safe, who doesn't like chocolate?' gift.)
1 (one) miniature fishnet wearing leg lamp a la A Christmas Story. (the 'practical' gift -- it's a working lamp, after all.)
2 (two) passes to FSociety Theaters (passes covers tickets & concession... which might seem like the cop-out gift coming from the person running the place.)
Along with a hand-written note that says only:
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.]