Oh, jeez, okay, [ she says, shaking some salt off her hand before actually dropping it into the pot. Shaking it where, you ask? Just... back on top of the salt shaker like it'll go back in. (She really doesn't understand how this all works, leave her alone.

As for cleaning while you go, Rose barely had the wherewithal to gather together her weeks old trash on the way out of her apartment (and then, her house) let alone clean up after herself. ]

But recipes are confusing, man. There's so many ingredients, so many things to do and times to rememb- Ooo, bacon! [ She wouldn't be a dog, really, if she didn't love bacon to some degree. ]

What's olive oil though?