[ Seeing him change, Wyatt momentarily stops petting and stretches out, giving Ignacio space to lean on him. Then he appears, and Jesus actual fuck, this guy isn't normal. How does he just look like that? For a second, Wyatt forgets everything that they're saying, doing, or even thinking.

Then Ignacio is laying in his lap, and his lap's about to have a bulge growing in it. Aware of that, Wyatt warily laughs to cover himself, and threads his fingers into that (perfectly, annoyingly) ruffled hair. ]

Well, I don't know, Iggy. I kind of always imagined tiny biting puppies running around my feet, you know? Vamps tend to be adults. Sexy adults, you know, like you.

[ No comment on whether that would be superior, though. ]