[janus had stopped for a smoke and to piss in the alleyway.
in any other universe, either idea would be repugnant. but in this one, the sounds if chitauri weapons discharge at distance is mildly interesting, and peeing is a necessity that overrules politeness. the temple of their body— isn't, so much. more than half the men that janus works with smoke. the ones who don't, quit because of their wives. it's the fucking culture, although granted, they think about cutting back sometimes because they don't like the idea of having a crutch. also, it gets mixed in with hangovers. they almost cigarette burned their dong by accident just now.
it's fine. and now there's a kid with a mask careening toward them. and stranger, they know him.]
Tommy Tom, [they say. it's been a year, but you don't forget. janus stands up, pushing off the side of their car.] What the ffff--
[crack,
that's purple alien weapon lightning raking the air. bigots in pursuit. specifically, not bigots who've put janus on the job. janus yanks both doors open on the side of the car they're on, slamming themself down into the driver's seat, jerking their head expectantly. get in.]
b; also taking liberties that our tdm is canon? lmk if it doesn't work
in any other universe, either idea would be repugnant. but in this one, the sounds if chitauri weapons discharge at distance is mildly interesting, and peeing is a necessity that overrules politeness. the temple of their body— isn't, so much. more than half the men that janus works with smoke. the ones who don't, quit because of their wives. it's the fucking culture, although granted, they think about cutting back sometimes because they don't like the idea of having a crutch. also, it gets mixed in with hangovers. they almost cigarette burned their dong by accident just now.
it's fine. and now there's a kid with a mask careening toward them. and stranger, they know him.]
Tommy Tom, [they say. it's been a year, but you don't forget. janus stands up, pushing off the side of their car.] What the ffff--
[crack,
that's purple alien weapon lightning raking the air. bigots in pursuit. specifically, not bigots who've put janus on the job. janus yanks both doors open on the side of the car they're on, slamming themself down into the driver's seat, jerking their head expectantly. get in.]