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joseph kavinsky ([personal profile] pillz) wrote in [community profile] xistentia 2017-08-03 07:45 am (UTC)

wildcardish/before the memories; (including john!!)

[dramatic irony is when

you have the shitty little enhanced outnumbered, three to one. in an alleyway. it's even fucking sunset, drenching the sky in blood red light, the street lights just beginning to come on sinister-like, in a row, and the windows of the homes above are tightly shuttered by people who know better than to fuck around. you and your crew are wielding the latest tech. kavinsky himself favors this one like a whip that shifts gravity. he's been practicing. it's hilariously kinky and kind of makes him feel like indiana jones. the enhanced is like-- sixteen, maybe, and mostly it's just funny to see if he's gonna pee.

but dramatic irony is when the kid says instead,]
Look behind you,

[and then you do

and then there's a dwarf-sized asian girl leading a ragtag band of seven? eight?, and before you can get out a k-pop one-liner or count them, the one on her left throws some kinda shockwave. knocks your boys flat on their asses.

they don't have weapons.]
Uh, [kavinsky says.] Look. I never dealed in fucking growth hormone pills before, but I could probably figure it out. [he doesn't put down his whip.]

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