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Preferred Alias: Clary
- When I was 13, I went to school picture day dressed as Sailor Moon.
- I've thrown up on Joss Whedon's shoes at a comic convention.
- I was given a month's worth of detention for filling a volcano full of glitter and sequins in science class and then letting it explode.
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can we spend the honeymoon gambling our life savings away?
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because if so then yes.
then we can spend our winnings on making more terrible volcanos.
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fyi i'm making mine food based
the volcano not the pokemon
tell me you don't want a chocolate volcano with exploding whipped cream.
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i would valiantly save tiny gingerbread men from the oncoming lava by eating it.
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man you are killing it i love that
they can live in a village of butterfingers by a salted caramel lake
sounds delicious
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we are literally on the same wavelength here.
where have you been my entire life?
( She's so going to find food stuffs and invite him over for mayhem now. )
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it's ok we can make up for all this lost time
with chocolate volcanoes
it'll be awesome
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man i am sorry, i just got distracted by how awesome you are
[ The master of flirtation at work, ladies. ]
i'm wyatt lawson. remember it, i'll be famous some day!
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wyatt lawson. clary fray.
hopefully you'll not forget me in the sea of celebrity as i sadly make chocolate volcanos miles away.
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clary. like clare with a y? that's cute i like that
don't worry. a wise man once said: the spotlight comes and goes, but some things last forever, and one of those things is chocolate volcanoes
i think it was ghandi. that guy really knew his stuff.
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well, technically it's clarissa but clary sage is also a thing. :c
you know, i heard that too. his notorious chocolate fiendery was known along the land.
but what are you going to be famous for? because if it's rock star-esque you have to watch your figure.
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that's kinda cute clarissa clary sage
yeah i haven't decided yet. maybe for winning a reality show
like survivor. i'd be boss af at that
rock stars have to like, learn guitar and stuff. why, is that what you're into? cause you know, i could reconsider!
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but you can just call me clary. only assholes go for the whole clarissa thing
( Case in point: Valentine. )
oh man, that'd be cool.
i love those shows.
are you a parkour legend?
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yeah i'm a werewolf, so i got mad agility skills
[ No. Stop this now. ]
i'll show you sometime
also i literally lived in the woods for 14 years, so i think i'd win it easy.
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my kind of not dad is a werewolf.
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he's not here, is he
i'm kind of lacking the werewolf company. i left my pack behind in prague
hey if you're not a werewolf, are you like a vampire, or a faerie or something?
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( And she's trying not to think too hard about that, considering Jace was in their world when it collapsed. There are too many people there to lose, and so she's choosing willful ignorance. They'll find a way to reverse it, stop it, she knows they will. )
i'm sorry though, that must suck. i'm lucky, i've got people i know here.
and no, not a vampire or a faerie.
have you ever heard of shadowhunters?
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a vampire AND a faerie, so you know
not pack, but kind of still family.
anyways!!! shadowhunters are new
is that what you are? what does it mean?
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not that there's not some pretty awesome people you know, because i'm definitely friends with ones that aren't' from my world.
but it does help.
and most worlds refer to us as nephilim, i guess?
but i don't have wings. and i'm still human.
but i do have powers given to me by an angel.
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i ain't ever met an angel before. idk if we have them
but we have demons, so i guess it's likely??
hey what powers do you have? please say there's a flaming sword that would be so badass
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i should find you a prize.
( Wyatt, you're adorable. )
no flaming sword! i feel like i've been cheated.
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[ Don't worry though, Clary, because Wyatt's got your back. ]
but no wings and no flaming sword. i think you got cheated, tbh.
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it's a problem.
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don't worry i'll make up for it ;)
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