o1 ⚔ i got no secrets i got no friends

[bangitybang]

Characters: Janus Lefevre & you
Summary: Closed and open threads for Janus, which I'm starting now ALTHOUGH I PRObably can't tag back til next week. An erstwhile murderer goes about their business in a post-apocalyptic world, such as picking people up at the bar and eating cookies. It's fine.
Date(s): August & September 2017
Warnings/Notes: Possibly some sexual stuff, non-graphic references to violence



open { bar;

[in the past few years, janus has learned a thing or two about being a person, doing regular person things, like for example the time-honored tradition of kind of sort of maybe picking someone up at a bar. making friends. contributing through some mystical means to the defense of a refugee city outflung in the reaches beyond the multiversal apocalypse. you know, the usual.

janus is at the citadel tonight. though defense systems and mysterious laboratories may take up much of the building, the lounge still has its cheesy music and dance floor and opulent indoor forest. it's a little weird, but then again, so is janus— a shadw under 6', muscular, dressed all in black, without enough facial expressions, quiet as a shadow until they abruptly appear at one's elbow.]

Allow me to buy you a drink. [a beat. they remember that things in xistentia are in general free-- the booze at this bar, especially.] Or make you one. I'm very exact with measurements. Goldilocks' ideal partner, once she's legal.

[look. a few years ago, they were a lot less smooth than this.]

open { misc! weird stalking;

[it's not that janus is following anyone specifically, they just have a habit of watching people wherever they're at. it's surveillance. it's tactical.

so maybe that ends up being you, going for a cup of coffee in the morning or helping to move produce to a grocery store one afternoon, building a shed for the new crop or teaching or preparing defenses. whatever you're doing, it's the weight of an indiscreet stare that pulls your attention. the young man looks both a million miles away and weirdly intense, like a hawk focusing a teeny tiny field mouse from a mile away.

but if you but look at them, janus stiffens and then looks apologetic, looking away and then back again, unsure if the formality of an apology would make the offense worse or better. murder is a lot easier than this, u no u no]

closed to team oreo (rafa, arthur, era) { teeeeam oreoooo;

Hello, this is Janus

[you remember. the stilted young man from the internet, who boasted a truly incredible ability.]

I have come into possession of Oreo cookies or a reasonable facsimile thereof
Please let me know when you are available and where to meet you, as I would like to share this bounty
:D

[:D]

Comments

steering toward fade <3

[bangitybang]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaatheir hair.

aa aaa but

but, honestly, it's worth it. to hear her keen, to feel her shudder and shake and into orgasm she quakes. it cuts apart the uncertainty they'd felt abruptly, all at once, and leaves behind easy triumph. they did it. their eyes flick upward and crinkle over the taut horizon of her belly.

they push themself up in a moment, freckled arms moving their own weight easily, agilely.]

Thanks, [they tell her.] Dude. We should probably get hydrated.

&fade

[hasitsthorns]

[ It's very lovely hair, Janus. Almost perfect for pulling. If they had enjoyed it, she might have entertained the idea of doing it again but... Since they don't seem to, she'll just shelve that idea. Besides, it's not like she doesn't have a plethora of other inappropriate thoughts stored away for the right times. Later, she thinks. She hopes. This was fun enough that she'd like to allow herself to wish for a second encounter, at least. ]

That's not actually a bad idea, [ she agrees, smiling at their care. It's cute. Nice. She hadn't known what to expect but is happy to know they're not the type to hit and run. They do, in fact, get dressed and hydrated and go their separate ways at the evening's end with one last kiss from the road.

Rose remembers a time when this wasn't quite so easy. She's glad that it's far behind her now though. ]