[ Wyatt hadn't gotten out his first 'All right!' before Kurt faltered, and he clutches his tail, worried he's too heavy for his friend. Then he lifts him properly, and Wyatt grins. He lifts his hands above his head. ]

Look ma, no hands! [ Breaking into laughter, he gives Kurt's tail a gentle pet. ] Man, that's awesome! You almost got me too, I thought you were gonna drop my ass.

[ It genuinely is impressive; Kurt's tail is thin but strong. He could probably swing himself around with this thing, monkey style. That is absolutely what Wyatt would be doing if he could. ]

Okay! Set me down, and I'll tell you whatever you wanna know. After that, I owe you all the questions you want.