[ daemon: sabellad ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ As much as he doesn't like it, Loki knows he has to present a certain view to the public. So he tries this . . . "meme" ]

RAINBOW MEME

Preferred Alias: God of Mischief

RED - Something about yesterday: Visited the library
ORANGE - Something you do well: Knife-throwing
YELLOW - Something about your childhood: I used to cut my brother's hair because he could never sit still enough for anyone else to get it done.
GREEN - Something you learned last week: The sweet drinks of mortals can explode with the right additions
BLUE - Something you can't live without: Magic.
INDIGO - Something you watch: The weather.
VIOLET - Something you listen to: The sounds of thunder

Ask Me About My Rainbow

Comments

[pillz]

man
christianity sure got ti all fucked up didnt they

[this is quite a choir to preach to but he doesn't know.]

[dothelokimotion]

Yes.

[ He has no idea but that's the answer he's going with. ]

[pillz]

the way i get it, god is supposed 2 be good
demons r supposed to be bad
mayb by good vs bad what we really talkin about is who got hte bigger stick up they ass about whos right & why
thought oyu might know something about it

[dothelokimotion]

I am a God but we rarely concern ourselves with moral purity. Why would we? Mortals live and die as easy as dust. Good or bad, it all vanishes like smoke once you're dead.

[pillz]

oh i get it
so u ocncern urself wit havin a good time. doin ur mischief thing. shit makes u powerful or something
does it give u a stiffy when they rpay 2 u or burn other peoples shit in ur honor

[dothelokimotion]

[ Who talks like this??? ]

Only if they are good-looking.

[pillz]

dont u suck in the power??

[dothelokimotion]

That is not the kind of sucking I perform.

rl lol

[pillz]

ah, shit
guses u all 2 evolved to hate the gay

[dothelokimotion]

Yes.

[ Whatever the "gay" is. ]

[pillz]

aer u lookin to adopt any huma nchildren & would u gay marry a vampire to complete the family

[dothelokimotion]

[ It takes him a moment to put that together. ]

I don't think even human children deserve that.

[pillz]

hsa anyone ever told u that u have low self-esteem
p.s. my mom is good at buildign self-esteem

[dothelokimotion]

My self-esteem is fine.

[ In that he doesn't have one. ]

cw medical horror joke

[pillz]

tahts ok man i dont want kids either
if ym vagina gets srtetched out by passing ab aby through it i dont know what ill do
hey man when r u free

[dothelokimotion]

[ Are all younger humans like this? What a terrifying notion. ]

I am currently available at any time. Why?

[pillz]

ill get u after teh xmas party
i owe u a car ride
& the 411 on how 2 seduce my vampire mom

[dothelokimotion]

I am looking forward to that ride.

But I am less certain about the latter.

[pillz]

why
do u only fuck tallg uys

[dothelokimotion]

Height is not that much of an issue.

[pillz]

wat is teh issue

[dothelokimotion]

That is not your concern.

[pillz]

is if we gon be famly

[dothelokimotion]

I never consented to that.

[pillz]

ehy man dont worry about it

[it's always been a remark made in poor taste. consent is overrated. low-hanging fruit, hideous and self-serving. he's less obvious about it these days.]

he got his charms & so do u