daemon: Wildd | text | backdated to December 3rd

[tangleofgarlands]

Hello, everyone! My name is Wildd, speaking for Arthur Stuart, who is currently engaging in some form of full-contact sport on a frozen lake. The first few dozen times he hit the ice, I was quite concerned, but he seems to derive some sort of meaning from this activity despite his obvious lack of aptitude for it, and as I do not have feet I suppose I cannot judge him for what he does with his.

Some of you may have observed that Arthur is quite shy and a bit scatterbrained, so I would like to take this opportunity to share his Synchr profile, as he seems to have forgotten to do so himself.

He has also forgotten to let everyone know that his birthday is on January 30th. Mark your calendars and break out the champagne!

-Wildd

Comments

text; daemon: hunterd

[bratpack]

he aint trying to ice skate in heels, is he?

text; daemon: Gildad

[smileslie]

[as pissed as Mandy is at this entire situation, she can't help being really amused by this]

Well, at least someone's keeping an eye on him in my absence. And taking up the duty I really should have, honestly, as his roommate.

[tangleofgarlands]

Of course! He is very bad at looking out for himself; someone has to do it. Please send Gildad my best.

Perhaps we can collaborate to plan a party! A birthday is a celebratory occasion, particularly the twenty-first, if my analysis of western culture is accurate.

[tangleofgarlands]

The boots are flat, but they have blades affixed from toe to heel. "Ice skates" do not have heels, according to my database of human customs.

it seems to be an activity that they find frightening and yet they intentionally seek it out. Humans are puzzling creatures.

[smileslie]

I think that's the trap anyone who actually take care of other people falls into.

[pot, kettle, black much Mandy? Probably, but she never thought of cleaning up after the boys and making their clothes as taking care of them. Which was probably part of the problem]

Yeah, it is. And honestly, if he thought he would be getting away from me of all people doing something ridiculous for him, he really doesn't know me.

[and the trippy thing is he does, probably even better than the man he'll be who will be told so many things the world should have known a decade earlier]

[bratpack]

yeah they're weird as shit, man

idk maybe it's some kinda macho thing I don't really get humans myself
lmk if you need someone to come and save him from himself ok tiny?

[tangleofgarlands]

"Macho: Aggressively male, unpleasantly masculine; manly, virile, red-blooded."

I am not sure this is an accurate description of Arthur--he is hardly masculine at all, although his blood is indeed red. Nevertheless, I will let you know if he sustains any injuries more serious than a bruised tailbone.

Thank you for your concern! I am sure he will be very pleased to know he has such good friends.

[tangleofgarlands]

Speaking of which! Gildad, please make sure that Mandy remembers to eat three square meals per day and gets six to eight hours of sleep every night. Arthur is quite anxious about her well-being in his absence.

Mandy, I am sure he will appreciate anything that you do for him! Based on my observations, he prioritizes intent over action.

[smileslie]

[and Mandy is even more grateful this is only text now, although she doesn't exactly trust Gilad to not do something about that. She doesn't know half as much as many of the people here about how the damn cat works]

I have every bit of faith she'll nag me incessantly. Although getting me to sleep when I'm not obsessing over something I can't do a damn thing about is asking quite a lot.

Which is lovely, but especially after all this, he needs to be shown a proper time. It's the least I can do.

[it still feels strange to admit she feels she owes Arthur a debt for...well, a lot of things, and not just the things he's done here]

[bratpack]

dude no, macho just means like
well ok i guess it does mean that.

but i mean it like, he doesn't wanna give up so easy
he's manly enough for me ;)

look after him, bud