daemon: Wildd | text | backdated to December 3rd

[tangleofgarlands]

Hello, everyone! My name is Wildd, speaking for Arthur Stuart, who is currently engaging in some form of full-contact sport on a frozen lake. The first few dozen times he hit the ice, I was quite concerned, but he seems to derive some sort of meaning from this activity despite his obvious lack of aptitude for it, and as I do not have feet I suppose I cannot judge him for what he does with his.

Some of you may have observed that Arthur is quite shy and a bit scatterbrained, so I would like to take this opportunity to share his Synchr profile, as he seems to have forgotten to do so himself.

He has also forgotten to let everyone know that his birthday is on January 30th. Mark your calendars and break out the champagne!

-Wildd

Comments

[tangleofgarlands]

The boots are flat, but they have blades affixed from toe to heel. "Ice skates" do not have heels, according to my database of human customs.

it seems to be an activity that they find frightening and yet they intentionally seek it out. Humans are puzzling creatures.

[bratpack]

yeah they're weird as shit, man

idk maybe it's some kinda macho thing I don't really get humans myself
lmk if you need someone to come and save him from himself ok tiny?

[tangleofgarlands]

"Macho: Aggressively male, unpleasantly masculine; manly, virile, red-blooded."

I am not sure this is an accurate description of Arthur--he is hardly masculine at all, although his blood is indeed red. Nevertheless, I will let you know if he sustains any injuries more serious than a bruised tailbone.

Thank you for your concern! I am sure he will be very pleased to know he has such good friends.

[bratpack]

dude no, macho just means like
well ok i guess it does mean that.

but i mean it like, he doesn't wanna give up so easy
he's manly enough for me ;)

look after him, bud