[bellamid;] i didn't want to actually post a roach pic, they're icky

[rekt]

[ this is not even the least bit intentional, and someone's going to get punched for it, sorry bellamid. but it's also the most canon thing there has ever been, oops. ]

SPIRIT ANIMAL
Preferred Alias: John Murphy
Spirit Animal: Cockroach

5 WAYS I'M LIKE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

1. Most people try to kill me on sight.
2. I have no friends.
3. I get stepped on a lot.
4. I'm maddeningly difficult to kill.
5. I'm probably stealing your food right now.

Ask Me About My Spirit Animal

[ is he sexy yet? don't lie. ]

Comments

text, un: gruntd

[upside]

Who says cockroaches don't have friends? That's depressing. What about other cockroaches?

[rekt]

my asshole moose daemon apparently
yea roaches are def the social rockstars of bottom feeders

text; daemon: shebad

[shadowblends]

uh
are you lacking food of your own?
i mean
not that i have a problem with sharing or anything! just curious and all.

[because this is important.]

and why are people stepping on you or trying to kill you?

text; daemon: fridayd

[pillz]

roaches are pretyt juicy as bugs go, u know that?
like u step on one and the insides shoot out like half a foot
you got juice sweetheart
event hough u skinny