I dunno what the bloody hell he's on about, but it sounds nerdy. I've only got one evil ex, well, here anyway. Don't ask me about the time I broke up with a minotaur, they're still rebuilding the city she wasted.

[ He casually brings Wyatt to their kitchen counter, sets him on top, then peels open a banana to take a bite before offering it to his beau. ]

Did he say how long this'd last?