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[bratpack]

SPIRIT ANIMAL

Preferred Alias: Wyatt Lawson

Spirit Animal: Bunny rabbit

5 WAYS I'M LIKE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

1. He has a fluffy tail.
   
2. He has long ears.
   
3. He is eating vegetables angrily.
   
4. His nose snuffles in a fashion some might find adorable.
   
5. He has literally been turned into a rabbit.

Ask Me About My Spirit Animal

[ At this point, the meme glitches and breaks down, when Bunny Wyatt literally throws himself at Hunterd and begins a barrage of distressed squeaking. The daemon lets out a heavy sigh, before lowering himself, letting Bunny Wyatt jump onto his head, and walking calmly over to a mirror. Now massive black wolf daemon, and angry fluffy brown bunny, can be seen together. Hunterd clears his throat. ]

He would like me to add: he is very unhappy, he would like to change back at once, and if Joseph Kavinsky --

[ Hunterd pauses and rolls his eyes up towards the bunny. ]

I refuse to say it like that. There is no need to be rude to -

[ Cue more angry squeaking. Wyatt bats his foot on the daemon's head, and Hunterd sighs again. ]

If Joseph Kavinsky does not fix this 'huge fucking mess right the fuck now', there will be 'hell to pay'. [ The daemon clears his throat. ] Thank you for your time.

Comments

[vexy]

I dunno what the bloody hell he's on about, but it sounds nerdy. I've only got one evil ex, well, here anyway. Don't ask me about the time I broke up with a minotaur, they're still rebuilding the city she wasted.

[ He casually brings Wyatt to their kitchen counter, sets him on top, then peels open a banana to take a bite before offering it to his beau. ]

Did he say how long this'd last?

[bratpack]

[ Wyatt stops squirming, in part because it's getting him nowhere anyway, and in part because all this petting feels nice. Treacherously nice. He huffs at the sight of the fruit, but reaches for it anyway. At least it's not another salad.

He manages to shake his furry little head, and then squeaks at Hunterd for the rest. ]

He has not yet come forward. if it is like ordinary Cannabis, my database advises the effects will last between four and eight hours. However, this was not ordinary Cannabis.

[vexy]

[ As the daemon talks Vex begins to get distracted by how soft Wyatt's fur is. Really, he'd make a perfect set of gloves. He ran his hands over and over through the silky-soft texture while he held the banana with the other. ]

So long as it wears off in time for bed... Or before I get too hungry and decide to have roast rabbit.

[ He's joking! ]

[bratpack]

[ That feels...well.

That feels really very nice, actually. Wyatt closes his eyes and enjoys it, forgetting all about the banana. Then Vex makes that joke and his head pops up to nibble his boyfriend's fingers. Hunterd clears his throat. ]

Sir. One of the boy Joseph's friends has suggested that it may help if you apologise to Joseph, for whatever it is that has angered him.

[ Wyatt's cheeks fluff up angrily again and he paws at Vex's hand, taking the best hold of it that he can. ]

My companion does not like that idea, but I am merely delivering the message,
sir.

[vexy]

[ A small, throaty sort of chuckle escaped him as those ticklish teeth teased his fingers. They were deceptively sharp, who knew rabbits had such deadly chompers? But Wyatt was gentle with them, which Vex appreciated. He also appreciated the fact that Wyatt didn't want him to grovel to Kavinsky, which brought a warm look on his face. ]

We don't negotiate with terrorists, that's the American way, yeah? But y'know I'd get down on my knees in a second if I thought it'd work. But Vinny, he's not the sort to dangle the carrot really, this is just him tossing a fit. It'll wear off 'n begging would make it worse, I bet.

[ He smoothed his thumb along that soft furry paw over and over... ]

Who delivered that message anyway?

[bratpack]

[ Wyatt nuzzles into Vex's hand, pleased at that decision. Kavinsky's a little shit. They're not going to grovel to him over this or anything else. Eventually, Wyatt will pay him back for this. It's just a matter of time.

For now, he snuggles closer and goes up on his hind legs, the front paws reaching to scrabble at Vex's chest.

Hunterd logs their response away, and then shows Vex the conversation with Murphy. ]

His ID is Bellamid. It seems he is a friend of your enemy. It also appears he has heard of you, sir.

[vexy]

Eh? [ Vex glanced over after he lifted Wyatt up onto his chest. One hand was beneath his bum to support his heavy lower half, the other hand made certain he was secure with gentle adjustments before he began to stroke his fur again. ]

Never heard of 'im. [ Vex had encountered Murphy a few times, even shamelessly tried to get him in bed, but his name never stuck with him because he didn't see him often enough. ] And Vin's not our enemy, he's just having a laugh. He'll get over it. [ Just like a patient father would say about his wild child. ]

Yeah, darling? [ He asked his bunny hypothetically before gently scratching behind his ears and giving his soft forehead a kiss. ]

[bratpack]

[ Wyatt isn't nearly so forgiving, but he's of the mind that confrontation won't get them anywhere. 'Vin' is definitely his enemy, though. His day will come. Oh yes, it will.

For now, Wyatt just nuzzles in against Vex's hands and bumps his head up to buff at his lips when they come close.

Hunterd seems to take that as acceptance. ]

Very well. In that case, I shall continue to research means of removing this spell. If you need me, I shall be in the next room.

[ Giving the two of them some privacy, in other words. ]

[vexy]

[ and we can end it here with bunny snuggles <3 Vex is gonna shove his face right into that silky fur ]