[astrad] truest definition of icebreaker ever

[iisupergirlii]

[Kara absolutely does not know about this, but her daemon is taking Kara-meeting-new-people matters into her own tentacled little hands by way of video advertisement.]

SPIRIT ANIMAL
Preferred Alias: Supergirl! Except when she's not Supergirl!
Spirit Animal: a "golden" "retriever" species: dog

5 WAYS I'M LIKE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

1. She has yellow fur on her head!
2. She is a good strong friend!
3. She has a beautiful smile and lots of teeth!
4. She is very loyal [AstraD pronounces this as low-yal and gives a shrug like she doesn't know what that means but it sounds good!]
5. She can do lots of tricks! She can fly just like Earth dogs can! That's neat!

Ask Me About My Spirit Animal

Comments

[iisupergirlii]

[Astrad giggles at Tony's question, giving herself away, and Kara bolts up, eyeing the screen projecting from Astrad's head.]

Oh, he's funny!

[she rolls her eyes and signals for Astrad to tell him yes in... whatever funny little way she wants to.]

Yes! Her family is very strange. There's hundreds of them and they all look the same just like golden retrievers. I've seen them!

[servomotor]

[He is PERfectly funny thanks.]

HOW DO YOU TELL EACH OTHER APART? IS IT A PUNISHABLE CRIME TO SHOW UP SOMEWHERE IN THE SAME OUTFIT AS SOMEONE ELSE?

[iisupergirlii]

Oh yes! That is considered treason!

[AstraD giggles some more and Kara reads over her response, rolling her eyes. She leans down and whispers into her daemon's ear what to say next.]

WHY DO YOU TYPE SO BIG?

[sick burn, Kara.]

[servomotor]

THAT'S VERY SCARY. WHAT HAS YOUR SOCIETY COME TO.

[You're so funny, Kara. Don't change.]

EASIER TO READ. I ENJOY CLARITY AND EFFICIENCY. AND BEING ENORMOUS.

WHY DO YOU TYPE SO DECEPTIVELY REGULAR?

[iisupergirlii]

It's full of... monsters! Evil, clone-eating monsters!!!!!!!!

[ oh... oh-kay, AstraD, maybe it should be Kara's turn at the wheel now. ]

Okay, that's not entirely true. Or, well, not a bit true.