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[cantseame]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Farraige.

Worst Job(s) Held: Cleaning chemistry labs after school. At least I could cheat a little to make the work easier, but you'd think some of these clowns never handled staining liquids in their lives. Least of all the gum everywhere.
Best Job(s) Held: Being a wizard. I got to ride on water, see the world, maybe play the hero once in awhile. It was all pretty fun, given the circumstances I had to work with.
Fantasy Job(s): Marine Biologist. I've loved the ocean for as long as I can remember. It's always fascinated me and I always feel most comfortable near the water. Honestly I'd probably lose myself in some research project given the chance. And hey, I can manipulate water for some deep diving. Who better to see something like the Mariana Trench than yours truly?

Current Job(s): Nothing, really. I guess I could put my magic to good use here somewhere. Or if you want the comedic stylings of some puns, though some of you out there might find those a bit too pun-ishing.

Ask Me Anything!

Comments

[cantseame]

I know how to do it, but I can't. Not for any strict moral reason, as in I'm literally unable to use those kinds of spells.

The kinds of magic a wizard can wield can depend on their personality and core values as a person. Granted, I wouldn't use them even if I could. To forcefully take the will of another is a gross violation of their boundaries as a person.

[pillz]

sounds like a raw deal, man
but thx 4 answering my questions
i love tihs shit
brings out the remaidner of my community spirit when im in between bein mother theresa

[cantseame]

It is what it is. You make due with the hand you're dealt, and hope for the best.

What about you? What's your story?

[pillz]

i gots magica
i maek cars & monsters
there wuz another boy like me but he fucked off
again. hes been around a couple times
never stays gone tho

[cantseame]

You have magic of your own and can shape objects? I fought someone like that once, some kid that got lost in comic books about killer robots, so he decided to make his own out of some duct tape, pots, flashlights, and a bit of willpower.

Pain in the neck to take them out. You'd be surprised what strong willpower can do.

[pillz]

yeah man
im fuckin amazing. no doubt
willpwoers just knowin what u want & goin for it & mayb a little bit fo fuck you to anybody in the way
but its aight when its a mystical forest ure stealin dream shit from