Employment AMA | Text via Alvind

[cantseame]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Farraige.

Worst Job(s) Held: Cleaning chemistry labs after school. At least I could cheat a little to make the work easier, but you'd think some of these clowns never handled staining liquids in their lives. Least of all the gum everywhere.
Best Job(s) Held: Being a wizard. I got to ride on water, see the world, maybe play the hero once in awhile. It was all pretty fun, given the circumstances I had to work with.
Fantasy Job(s): Marine Biologist. I've loved the ocean for as long as I can remember. It's always fascinated me and I always feel most comfortable near the water. Honestly I'd probably lose myself in some research project given the chance. And hey, I can manipulate water for some deep diving. Who better to see something like the Mariana Trench than yours truly?

Current Job(s): Nothing, really. I guess I could put my magic to good use here somewhere. Or if you want the comedic stylings of some puns, though some of you out there might find those a bit too pun-ishing.

Ask Me Anything!

Comments

daemon: hexd

[vexy]

you're a wizard, Harry?

[ He thinks he's funny. ]

are you the one i see out my window swimming naked in the ocean every morning? because if you are: nice bum

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[cantseame]

Who is harry?

[If he's playing dumb intentionally or just doesn't get it, he'll likely not say.]

I have a much better hiding place than that when it comes to my swimming.

[vexy]

Potter. bloke who lives under some stairs with the dudleys on pubic drive.

shy are ya? ;-)

[cantseame]

What I do in my spare time isn't anyone else's business. Least of all someone trying to leer at people.

[vexy]

oooh back up everyone, we've got a badass here

did you say "spare time"? the bloke who says he currently doesn't have a job?

[cantseame]

There's plenty to do to keep myself busy. Like trying to prepare medicine in case we have others who end up having explosive arrivals. Two for two so far.

[vexy]

you weren't kidding about playing hero, huh?

well, whatever gets you off darling.

[cantseame]

Just trying to do right by others given the situation. I have the power to do it, so why not use it to make life a little less miserable?

[vexy]

hey, i can get behind that. what can you do then? your magic. bit of everything?

text; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

What was the best place you ever traveled to?

text; daemon: alvind

[cantseame]

Maine is really pretty and I'd like to see it again someday. Maybe take you along, if you'd like.

Of course I think the best place I've ever been was Eudio.

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[hasitsthorns]

It's famous for its lighthouses, yeah?
I admit, not a lot of concerts up that way but... I've heard it's beautiful so. I'd love to see it together someday.

[ Don't make promises you can't keep, Rosie-dear. ]

Oh?
And why is that?

[ Someone might be playing coy. ]

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[cantseame]

Lighthouses and the general bay area, yeah. Could always go there for a quiet retreat from all the hard rocking you're bound to get us into.

[Look if he has to, he'll space jellyfish a new future. Don't make him, but he'll do it.]

If I admit it's because of you, it's not because you baited the hook.

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[hasitsthorns]

In more ways than one, knowing me...

[ 'Hard rocking,' get it. Haha. She's so clever.

Also, hey, that's fine by her. There's room for one more alternate reality in the multiverse. ]

Oh my gosh, you and your puns.
But I'm happy to hear it.
You made Eudio pretty great for me, too.

[cantseame]

Happy to be of service. To be honest, that was the first time I knew what it felt like to have a home with someone else.

[hasitsthorns]

Me too, actually.
Well, Eudio was... a home I didn't expect it to be.
So that's something we got in common.

[cantseame]

[Cue huge nerd in 3, 2, 1.]

For me, home isn't where you are. It's who you're with. You, Pyrius, Periwinkle, you all gave me something I wasn't able to have for a long time.

daemon: moonshined

[pillz]

whats ur fav wizard spell
& u ever do anythin good in the lab

daemon: alvind

[cantseame]

I like my healing magic. If I can help someone not suffer, all the better.

What do you mean by good?

cw drugs and stupidity

[pillz]

odk fire up some crystal meth or make somethin explode
or jus glow
preferably expldoe.

healin magic is aight
does it work like instant fast?
did u ever grow somebodys arm back
& take a pic b4 u did

[cantseame]

Okay. In the path of science, I never made crystal meth. That said, some things did blow up, and it may or may not have been my fault.

[What a loaded question.]

If I could regrow limbs, life would have been much easier. But no, I never did that to anyone.

[pillz]

sweet

[it's not sweet. it's only sweet if you're like joseph kavinsky, an ass who likes explosions.]

a shame
wlel
welcome 2 xist
mayb u can blow up some bad guys
but if one of tehm gets their arm cut off dont fix it ok

[cantseame]

I'd prefer disabling someone before killing them unless they're a sufficient threat. It's been my experience that sometimes folks just need friends after getting a swift kick in the pants.

Most of the time anyway.

[pillz]

yeah but if tehy fucked us first u allowed 2 fuck em back
self-defense
or at least self not helpin the evil motehrfuckers out u see what im sayin

[cantseame]

The whole philosophy of an eye for an eye was never big with me. If someone has to be stopped, I'd rather it be for a far more justifiable reason than revenge.

[Even if he knows his perspective has come off as a little naïve to some of his previous companions.]

Something to be said for knowing how to use the power you were given.