( text | daemon: pikad )

[creatio]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: Clary

1. When I was 13, I went to school picture day dressed as Sailor Moon.
2. I've thrown up on Joss Whedon's shoes at a comic convention.
3. I was given a month's worth of detention for filling a volcano full of glitter and sequins in science class and then letting it explode.

One Of These Is A Lie

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Daemon: caind

[estrayer]

Number 2 is the lie, right?

[ Mostly because he wouldn't put the other two past her... ]

[creatio]

how did you guess?
and duh, it was actually simon. he got so excited he barfed up his vendor burger.
it was intense.

[estrayer]

Of course it was Simon
I gotta make fun of him for that some day

Do I want to know what Sailor Moon is?

[creatio]

that's not going to help you guys get along.

( Because they don't like each other!!! )

sailor moon is only the best anime in the universe.
you'd probably like it.
mamoru would be your kind of guy.

[estrayer]

Because he's smart, hot and good at his job?

[ Not humble, though, that's for sure. ]

[creatio]

you're hilarious.
i had such a crush on him when i was a kid.

( Which, you know, comparing your brother to someone you fantasised about?

Good job, Fray. )

[estrayer]

[ Should he feel awkward?

Maybe. She probably does. ]

Isn't he a cartoon character? How old were you?

[creatio]

( She definitely does. )

excuse me, mr. judgey pants.
firstly, it's an anime.
secondly, i was not the only preteen to think so.

[estrayer]

I thought an anime was a cartoon

[ Says Jace, with no idea of the can of worms he's opening. ]

I don't know if I have anything to compare

Maybe Princess Leia? She wasn't animated, though

[creatio]

oh my god.

( She's literally just thrown her hands in the air, Jace. This is what you have done. )

listen, we need to start your education immediately.
i'm getting pikad to download whatever passes for anime here.

[estrayer]

I don't even think I liked kids tv when I was a kid, Clary

[ Because that'll help. Nice play, Jace. ]

Can he download whatever show he's from? I guess I wouldn't hate knowing that context

[creatio]

that's because you were too busy trying to be the most badass of all shadowhunters.
it's okay though, i'm here now.
i'll introduce you to pokémon.

[estrayer]

Who was trying? I am the most badass of all Shadowhunters
Don't listen to alec telling you otherwise.

For the record I already feel like I'll regret this

[creatio]

sure you are.
so badass.

( ;) )

you say that now.
but when you end up wanting a growlithe you'll thank me.

[estrayer]

Yeah, yeah, we'll see. That's if you can find it here in the first place.