( text | daemon: pikad )

[creatio]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: Clary

1. When I was 13, I went to school picture day dressed as Sailor Moon.
2. I've thrown up on Joss Whedon's shoes at a comic convention.
3. I was given a month's worth of detention for filling a volcano full of glitter and sequins in science class and then letting it explode.

One Of These Is A Lie

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Daemon: hunterd

[bratpack]

if 3 ain't a lie, marry me

[creatio]

( Nobody appreciated her artistic flair. )

okay.
how do you feel about space vegas? there's bound to be one around here somewhere.

[bratpack]

oh my god i'm so down
can we spend the honeymoon gambling our life savings away?

[creatio]

do casinos accept pokémon trading cards as a currency?
because if so then yes.
then we can spend our winnings on making more terrible volcanos.

[bratpack]

you can't tell me pokemon aren't high value artifacts in space
fyi i'm making mine food based
the volcano not the pokemon
tell me you don't want a chocolate volcano with exploding whipped cream.

[creatio]

add marshmallows for the bits of bubbling earth and i'm there.
i would valiantly save tiny gingerbread men from the oncoming lava by eating it.

[bratpack]

gingerbread men!
man you are killing it i love that

they can live in a village of butterfingers by a salted caramel lake
sounds delicious

Daemon: caind

[estrayer]

Number 2 is the lie, right?

[ Mostly because he wouldn't put the other two past her... ]

[creatio]

how did you guess?
and duh, it was actually simon. he got so excited he barfed up his vendor burger.
it was intense.

[estrayer]

Of course it was Simon
I gotta make fun of him for that some day

Do I want to know what Sailor Moon is?

daemon: haurchefantd

[remarkablymodest]

I'm not familiar with Sailor Moon or Joss Whedon,
so I will have to guess the lie is number three.

Though if that is a truth, it must have been quite a spectacle. And I assume 'detention' is less severe than the kind of that I'm familiar with?

[ He is from ye oldy days Clary where that means imprisonment. ]

[creatio]

man, i think i'm the only anime fan here. that's so disappointing.

( Potentially because people are probably from animes here, but that's by the by to Clary. )

but nope! three is the truth, though in my defense we did get told we'd get points for originality and i was just using what i knew at the time.

( You have to find secret ways to rebel when your ... sort of father figure is a cop. )

detention's kind of like a time out? if you piss off a teacher or don't hand in your homework you get sent to it after school.

[creatio]

that's not going to help you guys get along.

( Because they don't like each other!!! )

sailor moon is only the best anime in the universe.
you'd probably like it.
mamoru would be your kind of guy.

[creatio]

this is amazing.
we are literally on the same wavelength here.
where have you been my entire life?

( She's so going to find food stuffs and invite him over for mayhem now. )

daemon: anned

[lacquers]

A month? That seems harsh for a prank that could only have brought joy to the people experiencing it. Then again, glitter is notoriously impossible to clean up.

[astralera]

I do not know Sailor Moon or Joss Whedon, nor am I familiar with comic conventions or sequins. I will hazard a guess that the lie is the second choice.

The third sounds so outlandish that I think it might actually be true. Though how would one fill a volcano with glitter and sequins?

[ she knows it can't possibly be a full fledged volcano, but also has no clue how a person might have access to one of any kind. ]

[bratpack]

waiting for you to arrive, obv
it's ok we can make up for all this lost time
with chocolate volcanoes
it'll be awesome

text, daemon: alized

[deathstouch]

This is actually quite difficult.

A month's worth of detention seems quite extreme a punishment, though. Is that the lie?

[remarkablymodest]

I do not believe 'Anime' exists in my realm.
Or, at least, I have never heard of it.

[ He is v. sheltered. ]

I see.
That is much more mild than what I was thinking of.
But seems like a fair comeuppance for your actions, all things considered.

[creatio]

( Magnus, you get her. )

right?
i mean, okay, it wasn't my first glitter related offence.
but i was just trying to bring joy to the world.

[creatio]

( Oh, do not let her get started. Nobody has time for a Sailor Scout presentation, nor her ten thousand essays on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. )

that was a good guess!
but it wasn't a real volcano.
we had to make a model of one for a science fair. you know, paper mache, baking soda, the whole deal.
i just went a little wild with mine.

[creatio]

i've just realised i don't even know my future husband's name!

[creatio]

nope.
my teacher hated me.
or maybe he hated glitter.
but he definitely had a vendetta against something.

[lacquers]

[ He knows. ]

Oh, now you have me curious about your history of glitter-related offenses, biscuit! You must have brought a lot of joy to the world.

[astralera]

Actually, I do not know. What is a science fair, paper mache, and baking soda?