2 truths and a lie; daemon: chainsawd

[fiachdubh]

[ If you were to see how this came about, you might be amused. Turns out Adam Parrish, wanting revenge from the Employment AMA network post, has decided to take over Chainsawd while Ronan is in the bathroom.

It's the work of a few minutes. He's stealthy. ]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: Ronan Lynch; the Greywaren

1. I coo over baby goats in tiny sweaters when I think there's no one around to see.
2. I own more t-shirts than the gap, but I wear the same shredded one every day because I think it makes me look like a badass
3. My tattoo is designed to be dangerous and full of claws, and beaks, and thorns (but the flowers are my boyfriend's favourite part)

One Of These Is A Lie

Comments

[fiachdubh]

you'd be correct, i just live with an asshole

[ Who's never getting laid every again. ]

and you'd be correct.

[ Sadly. But baby goats in tiny jumpers. They're just too cute. ]

[remarkablymodest]

[ Poor Adam, we knew him well. ]

I've never seen a baby goat, personally, but I imagine they are much cuter than the adults.
Though as I'm discovering with many animals, I think my definition of 'goat' and yours might be different.

[fiachdubh]

[ Listen, Adam deserves everything that's coming to him for this. ]

they're very cute, for sure
you should look them up on youtube
you won't regret it

wait
what's a goat to you

[remarkablymodest]

[ Boys will be boys, he supposes. He can't say Haurchefant,
Estinien, or him weren't guilty of playing the same types of stunts in their youths. ]

I will have my daemon make a note of that.

Goats for in Eorzea are massive beasts.
Their hides are good for a beginning adventurer's armor, I'm told.

[fiachdubh]

oh
oh no they're small, where I'm from.
Like, you can hold a baby goat in your arms, easy.

wtf was even my last tag, i'm sorry???

[remarkablymodest]

Perhaps when they are kids it would possible but even then, it might still take a fair bit of strength. I'm discovering most animals that are similar between our realms are miniature versions for you.

[fiachdubh]

i guess it also depends on how big you are

[remarkablymodest]

I believe I am six feet and eight inches? I am still learning the common unit of measurement, I must admit.

[fiachdubh]

jesus fucking christ
and I thought i was tall

[remarkablymodest]

I do seem to stand much taller than even the above average humans.
For an Elezen male, I am only a couple inches above the norm myself.

[ These dumb handsome giraffes. ]

[fiachdubh]

well i think here there's mainly average humans

you're going to be easy to spot in a crowd.

[remarkablymodest]

Yes, that seems to be the case.
It is quite strange, compared to the diversity of my realm.

I hadn't quite thought of it in that way, but I suppose you're right.
I should learn to use this to my advantage.

[fiachdubh]

what advantage do you think it can get you? just checking - i'm considered quite tall for a human dude, so.

[remarkablymodest]

Like you had mentioned, being easy to spot.
Perhaps reaching things in higher places that my friend might be unable to without assistance.

[fiachdubh]

being easy to spot can also be dangerous, though
makes you an easy target

[remarkablymodest]

Thankfully, I am quite average sized in my own realm.
My height is something to be concerned over here, however, and I will be mindful of it.