2 truths and a lie; daemon: chainsawd

[fiachdubh]

[ If you were to see how this came about, you might be amused. Turns out Adam Parrish, wanting revenge from the Employment AMA network post, has decided to take over Chainsawd while Ronan is in the bathroom.

It's the work of a few minutes. He's stealthy. ]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: Ronan Lynch; the Greywaren

1. I coo over baby goats in tiny sweaters when I think there's no one around to see.
2. I own more t-shirts than the gap, but I wear the same shredded one every day because I think it makes me look like a badass
3. My tattoo is designed to be dangerous and full of claws, and beaks, and thorns (but the flowers are my boyfriend's favourite part)

One Of These Is A Lie

Comments

( text | daemon: pikad )

[creatio]

what is it with guys and shredded t-shirts?

( At least Jace has the demon excuse, but she totally thinks he likes the look too. )

( action ) fight me - also i should have done these tags the other way round, oops.

[aberth]

( When Ronan comes back from the bathroom, he's using his own daemon, apparently absorbed in research or whatever else he's doing. He doesn't look up, but that's not unusual. They tend to do their own thing while in the same room. When Chainsawd dings with an alert though, Adam makes a small, strangled noise, like a concealed laugh. He still doesn't look over, just clears his throat, then goes back to scrolling.

100% Casual. )

[fiachdubh]

[ At some point soon, Ronan is going to commit Parrishide. ]

my t-shirts are not shredded
my t-shirts are whole and absolutely fine
don't listen to the hype

daemon: haurchefantd

[remarkablymodest]

I suspect that you are not the one responsible for actually writing this. Yet, I will say number two is the lie regardless.

[fiachdubh]

[ Ronan only spares a glance at the sudden message notification, scanning it quickly before opening the network app, and seeing the post.

Goddamnit. ]

Adam.

[fiachdubh]

you'd be correct, i just live with an asshole

[ Who's never getting laid every again. ]

and you'd be correct.

[ Sadly. But baby goats in tiny jumpers. They're just too cute. ]

[creatio]

so you don't have a dozen of the same t-shirt for the #aesthetic?
damn, i thought i had figured you out.

text; daemon: moonshined

[pillz]

ehy homo
wat does god think abt vampirez
& 2 is a lie
hopefully u get sme gay points back makin it up wit musical theater

[remarkablymodest]

[ Poor Adam, we knew him well. ]

I've never seen a baby goat, personally, but I imagine they are much cuter than the adults.
Though as I'm discovering with many animals, I think my definition of 'goat' and yours might be different.

[fiachdubh]

I have a lot of black shirts
it's just practical?

[fiachdubh]

[ Listen, Adam deserves everything that's coming to him for this. ]

they're very cute, for sure
you should look them up on youtube
you won't regret it

wait
what's a goat to you

[aberth]

Hm?

( Look at him, he is very studiously reading some information on the City. He is definitely taking it all in and not at all paying complete attention to Ronan and his reaction. )

daemon: sophiad

[helical]

You didn't write this yourself, did you

[fiachdubh]

absolutely not, and I am going to kill him

[fiachdubh]

[ Eye fucking roll. ]

why don't you ask Him yourself
Give Him a reason to smite something it's probably been a while

you know me so well

[helical]

Who was it? Your daemon must trust him

[fiachdubh]

[ Ronan sighs as Chainsawd pings at him again, right by his ear like the little shit that she is. She's probably enjoying it, too. ]

Adam, why is there a network post with my name on it just posted when I didn't write anything?

[fiachdubh]

my roommate

[ He still has a hard time writing 'boyfriend', okay, give him a break. ]

and my daemon lives for my ridicule so she probably helped

[aberth]

Is there?

( Adam is actually the most accomplished liar out of all of their friends, but he's doing very little to pretend he's even remotely innocent right now. His voice is too high, too breezy, and when Chainsawd pings, his own mouth twitches like he's trying to smother down his amusement. )

Maybe there's a glitch in the network.

( Or maybe his boyfriend is a little shit. )

[helical]

For things meant to assist us they don't do a lot of that.

Maybe you can tell yours not to let anyone else post for you or something.

[fiachdubh]

I think she knows I let him do anything he wants?


[ Damn. That sounds comfortable. ]

Also he'd guess any of my passwords

[helical]

( hm. interesting. )

Are you mad he posted this, or embarrassed he knows you that well?

[fiachdubh]

[ Ronan scrolls back up to the post that Adam wrote, squinting at it for a second. And also allowing his heart to start beating in his throat at the word boyfriend. He didn't even notice it on the first read-through. ]

I'm embarrassed he posted it. It's private. I don't roll out my private life on social media.

[fiachdubh]

[ Ronan's nostrils flare. ]

A glitch in the network posting something I never wrote that mentions how much my boyfriend likes my tattoo?

[ Slowly, Ronan stands up, and walks towards Adam. ]

[aberth]

( Adam looks up at Ronan's advance, something calculating in his expression. Barricaded, seemingly officially over Adam pretending to read, morphs into a car again and goes careening out of the room.

Traitor. )

They do know a lot about us. Maybe I've mentioned it.