2 truths and a lie ( daemon : Happyd )

[ptrprkr]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE Preferred Alias: Peter Parker

1. I once ate a churro from a random old lady on the street.
2. I was captain of my school's swim team
3. I prevented a historical monument from being completely destroyed.

One Of These Is A Lie

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[ptrprkr]

[ Yeah, even Peter will admit it kinda does. ]

100% real, I swear on it!

I've got this custom made fluid that is kind of based off of a spider's webbing. Except it's way stronger and stickier.
So, it was just a matter of getting enough of it around the elevator, holding on tightly and praying that it held up long enough.

[ Elevators are surprisingly heavy with gravity working against you. ]

[fiachdubh]

you know what

i can't even parse this

so what's the lie, then? you never stole food from an old lady?

[ptrprkr]

Yeah. It's kind of a lot. I get it.

No, that's not it. I mean, I didn't steal it from her in the first place.

I wasn't the captain of the swim team.

[fiachdubh]

so you're scrawny, but you can stop a building from collapsing?