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Second Vlog | video | daemon: hunterd
[ Here is a closeup shot of a bright, happy smile and an even brighter pair of baby blues. ]
Hey guys what's up, this is your resident Badass Werewolf Wyatt, checking in! I know it's been a while, and I know you missed me, but I am here to make up for it you guys. How, you may ask?!
[ He spreads his hands, which is evidently a signal for Hunterd to back up and show off a wider angle. Visible on screen now is Wyatt, unwisely shirtless in this decidedly colder weather, in the middle of the forest. With both hands, he points down, and Hunterd lowers the camera to reveal - ]
Baby animals, o-b-v!
[ Well, one baby animal. A knee-height green-backed bison calf, which is currently on its hind legs, pawing at Wyatt's legs. He crouches down to put his arms around it, and it settles when he starts to rub its tiny not quite horns. ]
Maximus here has no mom. Or, he does, but she rejected him, for whatever reason. My guess is, he's too small. Anyway, he's mine now, which means I need your guys' help. [ Deep breaths. ] I need to milk a space cow.
[ Wyatt pauses. No doubt tumbleweeds blow by in the distance. He holds up his hand, clearly anticipating everyone's outright refusal. ]
I know what you're thinking. How will you, a werewolf, get that close to a space cow, Wyatt? Well, funny story. This is how that went.
[ He points to one wide, and the screen splits in two. On one side is Wyatt in real time, pointing. On the other is a wide angle recording of Wyatt sneaking up on a herd of bison, and making several failed attempts to milk the largest of them. Each attempt ends with the herd running, with Wyatt being kicked away, or - at the very end - the mother turning and physically chasing him off. He starts those attempts out fully dressed. By the end, his shirt is in rags, and he's evidently gotten rid of it now. The split screen vanishes and Hunterd refocuses on Wyatt in the now. ]
So! Who wants to help me get milk? I'll pay you in good wishes. And I'll let you pet Max. [ The baby bison has climbed right up into his arms by now, and is eyeing the camera with suspicion. Wyatt offers up a winning smile. ]
Now taking volunteers! Sign up in the comments below, I'll be waiting.
Hey guys what's up, this is your resident Badass Werewolf Wyatt, checking in! I know it's been a while, and I know you missed me, but I am here to make up for it you guys. How, you may ask?!
[ He spreads his hands, which is evidently a signal for Hunterd to back up and show off a wider angle. Visible on screen now is Wyatt, unwisely shirtless in this decidedly colder weather, in the middle of the forest. With both hands, he points down, and Hunterd lowers the camera to reveal - ]
Baby animals, o-b-v!
[ Well, one baby animal. A knee-height green-backed bison calf, which is currently on its hind legs, pawing at Wyatt's legs. He crouches down to put his arms around it, and it settles when he starts to rub its tiny not quite horns. ]
Maximus here has no mom. Or, he does, but she rejected him, for whatever reason. My guess is, he's too small. Anyway, he's mine now, which means I need your guys' help. [ Deep breaths. ] I need to milk a space cow.
[ Wyatt pauses. No doubt tumbleweeds blow by in the distance. He holds up his hand, clearly anticipating everyone's outright refusal. ]
I know what you're thinking. How will you, a werewolf, get that close to a space cow, Wyatt? Well, funny story. This is how that went.
[ He points to one wide, and the screen splits in two. On one side is Wyatt in real time, pointing. On the other is a wide angle recording of Wyatt sneaking up on a herd of bison, and making several failed attempts to milk the largest of them. Each attempt ends with the herd running, with Wyatt being kicked away, or - at the very end - the mother turning and physically chasing him off. He starts those attempts out fully dressed. By the end, his shirt is in rags, and he's evidently gotten rid of it now. The split screen vanishes and Hunterd refocuses on Wyatt in the now. ]
So! Who wants to help me get milk? I'll pay you in good wishes. And I'll let you pet Max. [ The baby bison has climbed right up into his arms by now, and is eyeing the camera with suspicion. Wyatt offers up a winning smile. ]
Now taking volunteers! Sign up in the comments below, I'll be waiting.
no subject
when you're a werewolf?
never mind
I was only going to offer to leave it at his farm
and if you want someone else's help, I don't care
just don't be an idiot and get hurt again.
no subject
most of them are hybrid vamps
i'm new, so i'm not
but i AM a werewolf, so i didn't get hurt
we're stronger than we look
dude what's your problem anyway?
no subject
I'm not used to werewolves
or this place, for that matter
I've only served one vampire royal
and she's not here.
Rafa is a
is someone who is helping me
and if you're allied with him
then you and I are allies
and I protect my allies.
besides.
you remind me of someone.
[ it's as much of an apology as he'll likely get from mika ]
no subject
this whole deal is new for me
why is he helping you, are you a vampire?
[ It's either that or he's one of Rafa's lovers. It could even be both. Wyatt will maybe ask Hunter about it later. ]
who do i remind you of, and what'd they do to you?
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he's helping me so I don't have to feed directly from humans
[ it's surprisingly getting easier to admit this. ]
a better question would be what hasn't he done
he's family.
he's an idiot who rushes into things without thinking
he always puts others before himself
but
he's very kind and selfless
and I'd do anything to get back to him.
no subject
and that's the guy i remind you of?
[ That's. Kind of awkward. Mika had been acting like kind of a dick, honestly. It's a surprise to hear this 'someone' is someone he likes. ]
so like just to be clear, me reminding you of him is why you DON'T want to meet me?
no subject
with more people here than I have to.
I just need to do whatever it takes to save my world and him
Besides, until you said you knew Rafa
I didn't know how you would react to me being a vampire
no subject
i'm a werewolf, i could totally take you
[ No. ]
also i hate to break it to you but it seems like getting involved with people is like, the way to get things done here
so
good luck with that i guess
no subject
and I'm aware.
I'll make do.