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Wyatt Johnson ([personal profile] bratpack) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2017-10-15 05:06 pm

Second Vlog | video | daemon: hunterd

[ Here is a closeup shot of a bright, happy smile and an even brighter pair of baby blues. ]

Hey guys what's up, this is your resident Badass Werewolf Wyatt, checking in! I know it's been a while, and I know you missed me, but I am here to make up for it you guys. How, you may ask?!

[ He spreads his hands, which is evidently a signal for Hunterd to back up and show off a wider angle. Visible on screen now is Wyatt, unwisely shirtless in this decidedly colder weather, in the middle of the forest. With both hands, he points down, and Hunterd lowers the camera to reveal - ]

Baby animals, o-b-v!

[ Well, one baby animal. A knee-height green-backed bison calf, which is currently on its hind legs, pawing at Wyatt's legs. He crouches down to put his arms around it, and it settles when he starts to rub its tiny not quite horns. ]

Maximus here has no mom. Or, he does, but she rejected him, for whatever reason. My guess is, he's too small. Anyway, he's mine now, which means I need your guys' help. [ Deep breaths. ] I need to milk a space cow.

[ Wyatt pauses. No doubt tumbleweeds blow by in the distance. He holds up his hand, clearly anticipating everyone's outright refusal. ]

I know what you're thinking. How will you, a werewolf, get that close to a space cow, Wyatt? Well, funny story. This is how that went.

[ He points to one wide, and the screen splits in two. On one side is Wyatt in real time, pointing. On the other is a wide angle recording of Wyatt sneaking up on a herd of bison, and making several failed attempts to milk the largest of them. Each attempt ends with the herd running, with Wyatt being kicked away, or - at the very end - the mother turning and physically chasing him off. He starts those attempts out fully dressed. By the end, his shirt is in rags, and he's evidently gotten rid of it now. The split screen vanishes and Hunterd refocuses on Wyatt in the now. ]

So! Who wants to help me get milk? I'll pay you in good wishes. And I'll let you pet Max. [ The baby bison has climbed right up into his arms by now, and is eyeing the camera with suspicion. Wyatt offers up a winning smile. ]

Now taking volunteers! Sign up in the comments below, I'll be waiting.
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this is exactly the kind of weird bullshit request she's used to

[personal profile] astralera 2017-10-15 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I may be able to ask the unicorns for their input, but that will take some time...

I might have more success than you with stealth, though am unsure how to keep the cow from startling when my presence is finally noticed.
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[personal profile] astralera 2017-10-15 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
If I equip myself with my gatherer's gear I should be able to remain undetected even while harvesting, however I can only walk slowly while masking my presence.

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video; daemon: quothed

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-10-15 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, that thing's mom nearly gored me when I first got here. I can't believe you want to keep it for a pet.
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[personal profile] deathkid 2017-10-15 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just kinda raises a brow, trying to suppress a smirk. ]

I think there's something to be said about natural selection in this case, but... I'll admit, he is kind of cute.

Have you given it a name?

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[personal profile] infatyuated 2017-10-15 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
a werewolf?
really?

how did you tame that thing?
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[personal profile] infatyuated 2017-10-15 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
he looks the farthest thing from a cub.
however, it's not my problem
if it dies, you only have yourself to blame.

and in this place, i'll take your word for it
there are already far too many monsters in this world

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[personal profile] pillz 2017-10-16 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
ll u gots 2 do is raise the lil oen in2 a bi gone and cuz she knows u then shell let u touch her titties
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[personal profile] pillz 2017-10-21 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
bet u could barter

say
think ive heard of u
throwin down wit another confused as fuck wofl over some third confused as fuck wolf
does that sound like u
;(

cw racism joke

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tw drug abuse !!

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[personal profile] possessively 2017-10-17 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
you're fucked, man
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hah! i'd pay to watch this shit

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scarrings: DNT. (035. ❚)

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[personal profile] scarrings 2017-10-17 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you weren't accidentally trying to milk a boy?
Edited (wrong daemon...) 2017-10-17 14:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] scarrings 2017-11-06 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
do you know for sure the anatomy of a space cow?

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[personal profile] healingdork 2017-10-18 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried just... walking up to it calmly and making friends with it instead of sneaking up on it and scaring it? [He asks this with a raised eyebrow.]
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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-10-18 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ She isn't sore anymore about the things Wyatt said at the fair. It feels like a moot point now, all things considered.

Rose may also just be especially weak to cute (shirtless) boys. Maybe.
]

Good wishes, huh? I got a way with animals so I can try to help. Especially if it means that cute little guy doesn't go hungry.

[ She is also a sucker for adorable baby animals. ]
hasitsthorns: (Tʜᴀᴛ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅ)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2017-10-21 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 'Kind of.' Wyatt's the reason she ended up making friends instead with an entire bottle of Jose Quervo and puking on the curb.

BUT, IT'S FINE. She's fine. It's all good.
]

I don't hate you, dude, [ she says, and means it. Rose isn't incapable of hatred but it takes a lot more than calling her out on being unable to keep it in her pants. ]

So let's wrangle up some space cows.