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[The recording starts up, showing Leanne laying down half in the water, half out, her eyes opening and closing multiple times. A tiny black paw is shown to place itself on her cheek. A few barks before a voice goes to speak.]

Hey guys! Guys! I have a Sleeping Beauty here! Can't seem to get her to fully wake up! Can a guy get a volunteer to wake up with a kiss?

[And with that, the feeds stops.]

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How does kissing help wake people up? Wouldn't it be more effective to shake her?

[ The voice that answers is all sorts of bubbly and curious — and young sounding. ]

Oh! Are you on the beach? I can help, maybe!

Kid have you ever read fairy tales? You know the ones where the sleeping princess is awaken by a kiss? That is why it would be better to kiss her than to shake her.

Good, cause there is no way I can carry her on my own. Plus I am working on setting up a special profile for her.

Oh, I... actually didn't know that! [ Fairy... tails? Don't fairies only have wings? ] I learn something new every day, I suppose!

Where on the beach are you?? I can help!! [ A pause, and then: ] Oh, do be careful about posting things without her permission!

[ A tiny, just as worried voice adds, moments later: ] Yeah, don't do it! What if she gets really mad at you?!

I am starting to think you might now.

On the beach, sand on one side and water on the other. Just look for her wings and you will find us. Or you can even look for cute little me.

[A small bark.]

I don't have anything ta worry about. She likes cute things and I am freakin' cute.

Perhaps Sleeping Beauty would rather rest than be kissed by strangers in a strange land?

[ Offers Aymeric though is decidedly charmed by the scene. He's glad to see that Leanne is settling in after her panic on the beach. ]

No buddy, you don't get it. Help a guy out here. A dude kisses her awake, she falls in love and then gets hitched. Don't tell me you are another person who never read the fairy tales.

[Ikkid is starting to worry about everyone here.]

At least help move her out of the water and to someplace warmer.

I know of the legends, aye. [ Or at least... the human versions of them. Theirs were different, as was common with this mish-mash of universes. ]

I just never quite understood the appeal of love at first sight personally. I think it's more worthwhile to take your time, to enjoy each other in your entireties.

[ Someone might also be a bit sentimental because of his recent relationship. ]

But I will assist Leanne should she need it. Give me your coordinates and I will be there momentarily.

I don't understand it myself but if it could happen then it should happen to a princess am I right?

[Buddy, stop being such a stick in the mud. Open your horizons and all that.]

Yeah, she does. It seems like the sleep spell still hasn't fully worn off of her yet.

[Sending coordinates now. Beep boop!]

I haven't known many princesses in my day so I couldn't rightfully say.

[ He's an old man stuck in his ways, leave him alone!!! ]

Is she usually such a heavy sleeper?

[ As he asks, he's already heading towards the coordinates delivered. ]

how come it dont work wit the gay ladies
do u still ened a volunteer ;(

It could work but she doesn't like ladies that way.

Yes, so far everyone is too scared to do it. x(

i aint scared
im a cunt but nto that way ;(
if she aint into it shes not gonna call the cops is seh

[kavinsky's way of asking about consent is not very charming.]

Finally we have a brave soul! I swear there are too many stuck-ups.

[His master is technically one but he is bias.]

In what way are you one? I didn't know there was more than one way to be one?

Naw, the most she will do is try to claw you with her nails.

couple kids are dead bcuz of me
used 2 have some real good rumors goin around bout how i killed my dad
one time i kidnapped osmebody
creep
vampire
talk all kinds of seixst racist shit
u could say im working on it. kiss is just a kiss though

[reassurances. maximum reassurances.]

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