employment ama; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

EMPLOYMENT AMA


Preferred Alias: Rosie


Worst Job(s) Held: I'd say 'Gladiator' but that wasn't really a job since I wasn't the one getting the fight winnings. L A M E. So, I'm gonna have to go with working at a hostess club. And for those of you not in the know, that's a job where women are rented by (usually middle-aged) men for an evening. You pretend to be their girlfriend or wife or mistress or whatever. It could be fun, but most of the time was just kind of sad.


Best Job(s) Held: Roadie. DJ at Pandemonium. Anything that had to do with music, I was all about. Also, I really liked waitressing even for as thankless as it could be at times.


Fantasy Job(s): DJ was pretty much it. A pilot, I guess, would be awesome since I've always wanted to be able to fly.


Current Job(s): Unemployed bum. Dog watcher? I have eight, someone's got to look after them.



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found no trace of marshmallows in lore. sad bc it means haurchefant's hot cocoa never had them :(

[astralera]

I am nowhere near as talented as Jehantel, but perhaps one day I can play you a song he taught me.

You have a dog that breathes fire?

[ And, of course-- ]

What is a marshmallow?

omf that's so sad, i'm so depressed now

[hasitsthorns]

I'd love to hear it!

And I do. He's pretty great. He'd probably be happy to meet a new person.

A marshmallow is, uh. A fluffy sweet thing. You've never had one? We're gonna have to fix that.

someone needs to app haurchefant so we can give him marshmallows.

[astralera]

I think I would be happy to meet a dog that breathes fire. I have met many things in my life so far, but never a fire-breathing dog.

So it is like a cake?

and then rosie's growlithe can toast them :D

[hasitsthorns]

You got it! Anytime you want, you're happy to come meet him.
If he's not taking a nap or anything.

Ah, no, it's... squishier?
And white.
You can toast them too and they're super yummy with graham crackers and chocolate.

yassss

[astralera]

I will keep that in mind for when we next meet.

I don't know what graham crackers are, but if there involves chocolate I am likely to enjoy it.

[hasitsthorns]

They're like little sweet square crackers.
A lot of people use them to like. sandwich the marshmallow and chocolate, it's super tasty

and heck yeah!
A woman after my own heart.
I'm not supposed to eat chocolate because it makes me sick, but I still do sometimes.

[astralera]

So like a cookie. That does sound delicious.

I often find the things I'm not meant to eat are the things that taste the best.

[hasitsthorns]

Yeah!
a gooey, chocolatey cookie

isn't that the truth!!
I technically can't have caffeine either, but tea is alright
coffee makes me feel gross though