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[bratpack]

SPIRIT ANIMAL

Preferred Alias: Wyatt Lawson

Spirit Animal: Bunny rabbit

5 WAYS I'M LIKE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

1. He has a fluffy tail.
   
2. He has long ears.
   
3. He is eating vegetables angrily.
   
4. His nose snuffles in a fashion some might find adorable.
   
5. He has literally been turned into a rabbit.

Ask Me About My Spirit Animal

[ At this point, the meme glitches and breaks down, when Bunny Wyatt literally throws himself at Hunterd and begins a barrage of distressed squeaking. The daemon lets out a heavy sigh, before lowering himself, letting Bunny Wyatt jump onto his head, and walking calmly over to a mirror. Now massive black wolf daemon, and angry fluffy brown bunny, can be seen together. Hunterd clears his throat. ]

He would like me to add: he is very unhappy, he would like to change back at once, and if Joseph Kavinsky --

[ Hunterd pauses and rolls his eyes up towards the bunny. ]

I refuse to say it like that. There is no need to be rude to -

[ Cue more angry squeaking. Wyatt bats his foot on the daemon's head, and Hunterd sighs again. ]

If Joseph Kavinsky does not fix this 'huge fucking mess right the fuck now', there will be 'hell to pay'. [ The daemon clears his throat. ] Thank you for your time.

Comments

bellamid;

[rekt]

probably had it coming
+ ur probably cuter this way too

[ let it not be said murphy doesn't have his boy's back ]

[bratpack]

[ You are now subject to

angry

bunny

stare.

Meanwhile, some brisk squeaking happens, and Murphy finds himself talking to the wolf daemon. ]

My companion says, do not buy 'weed' from the boy Kavinsky. Unrequested magic takes place, and it is 'shitty quality anyway'. Excuse my language, sir. He has requested direct translations.

[rekt]

[ sweet little wyatt bunny, this is the wrong person to be seeking sympathy from. ]

ive had plenty of weed with k
never had any bunny problems
must be doing something wrong

[bratpack]

Yes. His ex-boyfriend, it appears.

[ Pause. ]

That was very crass. There seems to be a certain amount of jealousy, due to this Joseph still desiring my companion's new partner. At least, that is what we surmise.

[rekt]

wow such lewd comments
my innocent eyes

probably more the ex-bfs fault honestly
kavinsky desires half the island tho i wouldnt be worried about a 'still' situation
make the ex-bf go say sorry

[bratpack]

I suspect that will be no simple matter, but I shall try.

Who are you to this boy? Are you his partner now?

[rekt]

good luck, make sure its public

nope just an associate

[ who sometimes screws him but whatever, it happens ]

[bratpack]

If I may ask, sir, do you have any understanding of what it is my companion's partner is supposed to have done?

Only, it would seem sensible to know what it is one must apologise for.

[rekt]

didnt pay enough attention to him probably

who's your companions partner?

[bratpack]

His name is 'Vex', sir. Have you heard of him?

[rekt]

ooooh yea
def didnt pay enough attention to him
apologize is the best way to go
probly tell him hes pretty while hes at it too

[bratpack]

I have suggested it. However, my companion and his partner seem to think it would do no good.

Thank you for the suggestion at any rate.

[rekt]

whatever
u do what u gotta do
just dont cry when u turn into a hamster next week

[bratpack]

Is this kind of behaviour a common occurrence for this Kavinsky, then?

[rekt]

idk cant say ive seen him bunnify ppl much
but also not surprised he did
so take that how u want ig

[bratpack]

Would it be fair to say he is something of a volatile personality, then?

[rekt]

oh hell yeah definitely
the best kind though

[bratpack]

Curious.

You appear to find this characteristic appealing. Please explain?

[rekt]

bc sane stable and sensible is just so freaking boring

[bratpack]

Forgive me, sir, but is it not possible to find organics who are entertaining as well as sane? That standard seems not so particularly high.