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[bratpack]

SPIRIT ANIMAL

Preferred Alias: Wyatt Lawson

Spirit Animal: Bunny rabbit

5 WAYS I'M LIKE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

1. He has a fluffy tail.
   
2. He has long ears.
   
3. He is eating vegetables angrily.
   
4. His nose snuffles in a fashion some might find adorable.
   
5. He has literally been turned into a rabbit.

Ask Me About My Spirit Animal

[ At this point, the meme glitches and breaks down, when Bunny Wyatt literally throws himself at Hunterd and begins a barrage of distressed squeaking. The daemon lets out a heavy sigh, before lowering himself, letting Bunny Wyatt jump onto his head, and walking calmly over to a mirror. Now massive black wolf daemon, and angry fluffy brown bunny, can be seen together. Hunterd clears his throat. ]

He would like me to add: he is very unhappy, he would like to change back at once, and if Joseph Kavinsky --

[ Hunterd pauses and rolls his eyes up towards the bunny. ]

I refuse to say it like that. There is no need to be rude to -

[ Cue more angry squeaking. Wyatt bats his foot on the daemon's head, and Hunterd sighs again. ]

If Joseph Kavinsky does not fix this 'huge fucking mess right the fuck now', there will be 'hell to pay'. [ The daemon clears his throat. ] Thank you for your time.

Comments

bellamid;

[rekt]

probably had it coming
+ ur probably cuter this way too

[ let it not be said murphy doesn't have his boy's back ]

action;

[vexy]

[ Don't mind Vex, just casually scooping up his new bunny-boyfriend to squint and look at him from all angles. ]

Well, it could've been worse. He could've turned ya into a gerbil.

[bratpack]

[ You are now subject to

angry

bunny

stare.

Meanwhile, some brisk squeaking happens, and Murphy finds himself talking to the wolf daemon. ]

My companion says, do not buy 'weed' from the boy Kavinsky. Unrequested magic takes place, and it is 'shitty quality anyway'. Excuse my language, sir. He has requested direct translations.

[bratpack]

[ Wyatt is a fluffy ball of rage in Vex's hands. His cheeks puff out and he squeaks mournfully, making Hunterd step up beside them. ]

He asks why you did not warn him about your seven evil exes, Ramona.

[ Pause. ]

Your name is not Ramona. I suspect he may be somewhat confused.

daemon: quothed

[deathkid]

what did you do to piss him off?
you look cute, btw.

[rekt]

[ sweet little wyatt bunny, this is the wrong person to be seeking sympathy from. ]

ive had plenty of weed with k
never had any bunny problems
must be doing something wrong

[bratpack]

[ His cheeks fluff up extravagantly! He has yet to see the funny side. A few squeaks and head tappings later, and Hunterd replies politely: ]

He suspects it is less about the what, and more about the who, if you understand our meaning.

He does not think he is cute, but I believe you are one he likes. I think he will be flattered once the initial fury wears off.

[vexy]

I dunno what the bloody hell he's on about, but it sounds nerdy. I've only got one evil ex, well, here anyway. Don't ask me about the time I broke up with a minotaur, they're still rebuilding the city she wasted.

[ He casually brings Wyatt to their kitchen counter, sets him on top, then peels open a banana to take a bite before offering it to his beau. ]

Did he say how long this'd last?

[bratpack]

Yes. His ex-boyfriend, it appears.

[ Pause. ]

That was very crass. There seems to be a certain amount of jealousy, due to this Joseph still desiring my companion's new partner. At least, that is what we surmise.

[deathkid]

[ how adorable! unseen is nico laughing. ]

tell him i always find him cute.
that might help

and i'm guessing this has to do with vex.
i'll try talking to kavinsky for him.

[bratpack]

[ Wyatt stops squirming, in part because it's getting him nowhere anyway, and in part because all this petting feels nice. Treacherously nice. He huffs at the sight of the fruit, but reaches for it anyway. At least it's not another salad.

He manages to shake his furry little head, and then squeaks at Hunterd for the rest. ]

He has not yet come forward. if it is like ordinary Cannabis, my database advises the effects will last between four and eight hours. However, this was not ordinary Cannabis.

text; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

OH MY GODS
YOU'RE SO ADORABLE
(｡>﹏<｡)

[vexy]

[ As the daemon talks Vex begins to get distracted by how soft Wyatt's fur is. Really, he'd make a perfect set of gloves. He ran his hands over and over through the silky-soft texture while he held the banana with the other. ]

So long as it wears off in time for bed... Or before I get too hungry and decide to have roast rabbit.

[ He's joking! ]

[rekt]

wow such lewd comments
my innocent eyes

probably more the ex-bfs fault honestly
kavinsky desires half the island tho i wouldnt be worried about a 'still' situation
make the ex-bf go say sorry

[bratpack]

[ That seems to calm Wyatt down somewhat. ]

That is what we believe, yes.
If you have any leverage with this Joseph, my companion would greatly appreciate it.

Thank you.

He says that you are cute, too.

[deathkid]

[ AWWWWWWW ]

maybe not leverage, but we're friends.
i didn't know he was still hurting over vex

how'd he change wyatt in the first place?

and thanks, wyatt. i'm sure you'll be sexy again in no time.

[bratpack]

[ !!!! ]

My companion would like to advise, 'this is not funny, Rosie!' I apologise. His mood is not as cheerful as it might be just now.

[bratpack]

I suspect that will be no simple matter, but I shall try.

Who are you to this boy? Are you his partner now?

[rekt]

good luck, make sure its public

nope just an associate

[ who sometimes screws him but whatever, it happens ]

[bratpack]

[ That feels...well.

That feels really very nice, actually. Wyatt closes his eyes and enjoys it, forgetting all about the banana. Then Vex makes that joke and his head pops up to nibble his boyfriend's fingers. Hunterd clears his throat. ]

Sir. One of the boy Joseph's friends has suggested that it may help if you apologise to Joseph, for whatever it is that has angered him.

[ Wyatt's cheeks fluff up angrily again and he paws at Vex's hand, taking the best hold of it that he can. ]

My companion does not like that idea, but I am merely delivering the message,
sir.

[hasitsthorns]

like
I know this probably isn't fun and probably wounding your manly pride
but you're a cute little bunbun dude I'm sorry!!!

guess you finally met kavinsky, huh
maybe I should've warned you about him instead

[bratpack]

He has been providing my companion with the drug called 'weed' for some time.
After using the most recent batch for the first time, this was the result.

He wishes me to tell you that he did not even get to finish the joint, sir.

[bratpack]

He asks if you knew this might happen?

He was unaware - his previous encounters with Joseph had been pleasant, I understand.

[bratpack]

If I may ask, sir, do you have any understanding of what it is my companion's partner is supposed to have done?

Only, it would seem sensible to know what it is one must apologise for.

[deathkid]

[ sorry, wyatt, he adores you, but he's laughing so hard on his end. ]

well, that's one hell of an anti-drug message.