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[bratpack]

SPIRIT ANIMAL

Preferred Alias: Wyatt Lawson

Spirit Animal: Bunny rabbit

5 WAYS I'M LIKE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

1. He has a fluffy tail.
   
2. He has long ears.
   
3. He is eating vegetables angrily.
   
4. His nose snuffles in a fashion some might find adorable.
   
5. He has literally been turned into a rabbit.

Ask Me About My Spirit Animal

[ At this point, the meme glitches and breaks down, when Bunny Wyatt literally throws himself at Hunterd and begins a barrage of distressed squeaking. The daemon lets out a heavy sigh, before lowering himself, letting Bunny Wyatt jump onto his head, and walking calmly over to a mirror. Now massive black wolf daemon, and angry fluffy brown bunny, can be seen together. Hunterd clears his throat. ]

He would like me to add: he is very unhappy, he would like to change back at once, and if Joseph Kavinsky --

[ Hunterd pauses and rolls his eyes up towards the bunny. ]

I refuse to say it like that. There is no need to be rude to -

[ Cue more angry squeaking. Wyatt bats his foot on the daemon's head, and Hunterd sighs again. ]

If Joseph Kavinsky does not fix this 'huge fucking mess right the fuck now', there will be 'hell to pay'. [ The daemon clears his throat. ] Thank you for your time.

Comments

[bratpack]

[ A lot of angry offline chattering precedes this text, resulting in a slight delay. ]

I am afraid my companion does not entirely believe your response to be genuine, sir. I am given to understand his language will become more appropriate should you furnish him at once with the cure.

It would be most appreciated. Thank you.

[pillz]

wat cure
i dont know what youre talkin about
maybe he should stop bein a little bitch about it &

[bratpack]

You are denying that you can reverse this situation?
I am afraid that will lead to further animosity, sir.

[pillz]

hwy would i b able to reverse a situation i got no involvement in
what kind of magic do u think i possess, babe

[bratpack]

That you have no involvement seems unlikely,
given that this transformation took place directly after your magical marijuana was used.

[pillz]

whaaaaaat
gaaaaasp

[bratpack]

That response does little to assert your innocence in the matter.

[pillz]

i cna gasp a really long time bcuz i dont need 2 breathe
its really special

[bratpack]

To gasp is to breathe.
Therefore that statement is inaccurate.

[pillz]

i gasped but i didnt need to
dont tell me oyu dont know a thing abou tneeds, sweetheart

[bratpack]

Query: Do you speak?

[pillz]

no im as quiet sa a mouse

[bratpack]

Then it is strange that my companion tires of hearing from you.

He no longer pays attention.

[pillz]

ko sweetheart
imma let him go his soft flopsy ear bun bun way