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[dothelokimotion]

[ The feed opens up to a man dressed in green and black leathers, clearing his throat and slicking his hair back with his fingers. ]

This is to inform you that the library is currently under my management. Any books returned with creases or stains will suffer a fine. I haven't decided what it will be, but rest assured, if you plan on borrowing books, there will be a contract for you to sign. Please check the fine print.

Your recommend reading for the month is this. Enjoy.

Comments

[thechairguy]

How???

[dothelokimotion]

I may be older than most but do I look ancient to you?

[thechairguy]

Ancient people don't always look old.

Clearly!

[dothelokimotion]

How many ancient people do you actually know?

[thechairguy]

I mean I've seen lots of pictures and movies and sculptures and stuff!

[dothelokimotion]

Movies are not exactly reflective of reality.

[thechairguy]

Sometimes they totally are!

[dothelokimotion]

I find that unlikely.

[thechairguy]

I've seen more movies than you!

[dothelokimotion]

And yet, it's probably still true.

[thechairguy]

It's not. I'll prove it to you.

More movies!

[dothelokimotion]

Which ones?

[thechairguy]

You'll see when we watch them.

[dothelokimotion]

How many movies can people make??

[thechairguy]

There's like... millions of movies

[dothelokimotion]

[ Wait really. ]

Millions?

[thechairguy]

Totally.

[ Okay. He's not actually sure but who's counting, literally. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Dare I ask why there are so many?

[thechairguy]

Because people everywhere like watching them and also they make people a lot of money

[dothelokimotion]

These make money?

[thechairguy]

Yes. oF course.

[dothelokimotion]

[ w e i r d. ]

Is there not a better use of one's time?

[thechairguy]

Uh, like what?

[dothelokimotion]

Sports? The arts?

[thechairguy]

You can do all them and then you can also watch movies about them.