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[cantseame]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Farraige.

Worst Job(s) Held: Cleaning chemistry labs after school. At least I could cheat a little to make the work easier, but you'd think some of these clowns never handled staining liquids in their lives. Least of all the gum everywhere.
Best Job(s) Held: Being a wizard. I got to ride on water, see the world, maybe play the hero once in awhile. It was all pretty fun, given the circumstances I had to work with.
Fantasy Job(s): Marine Biologist. I've loved the ocean for as long as I can remember. It's always fascinated me and I always feel most comfortable near the water. Honestly I'd probably lose myself in some research project given the chance. And hey, I can manipulate water for some deep diving. Who better to see something like the Mariana Trench than yours truly?

Current Job(s): Nothing, really. I guess I could put my magic to good use here somewhere. Or if you want the comedic stylings of some puns, though some of you out there might find those a bit too pun-ishing.

Ask Me Anything!

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[cantseame]

[Cue huge nerd in 3, 2, 1.]

For me, home isn't where you are. It's who you're with. You, Pyrius, Periwinkle, you all gave me something I wasn't able to have for a long time.

[vexy]

well well well. sounds like quite an interesting life.

glorified errand boy. lots of legwork, lots of kissing up, lots of pains in my arse.

[ He was such a liar, but he was so good at it because he mixed in a lot of truths with the lies. ]

fae politics are brutal, there is so much paperwork involved that i now feel sick whenever i have to fill out a form. i ran away from there to a paradise, which was then destroyed and replaced by this lovely hellhole

[cantseame]

Some wizards I had spoken to did have dealings with the Fae in the past. I was told about them, but I never got to meet one myself.

Something tells me I was better off with my assignment. If you don't mind my asking, where did you go?

[vexy]

wanna meet one now? we can have a beer

it was a place called Eudio and the currency there was "intimacy". as you can imagine, it was incredible.

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh. Oh, no, the sap. The Feels. Rose is admittedly bad at these moments of vulnerability herself, but. She knows that they're important and can respect them when they happen for others. ]

I'm glad that I was able to do that for you.
Even if I don't feel like I did anything special at all, it's... nice to know.

cw drugs and stupidity

[pillz]

odk fire up some crystal meth or make somethin explode
or jus glow
preferably expldoe.

healin magic is aight
does it work like instant fast?
did u ever grow somebodys arm back
& take a pic b4 u did

[cantseame]

Okay. In the path of science, I never made crystal meth. That said, some things did blow up, and it may or may not have been my fault.

[What a loaded question.]

If I could regrow limbs, life would have been much easier. But no, I never did that to anyone.

[pillz]

sweet

[it's not sweet. it's only sweet if you're like joseph kavinsky, an ass who likes explosions.]

a shame
wlel
welcome 2 xist
mayb u can blow up some bad guys
but if one of tehm gets their arm cut off dont fix it ok

[cantseame]

After all that's happened, I could do with a few.

You were in Eudio too? Interesting. I wonder if all of us who arrived here have some sort of common thread?

[cantseame]

[Is he grinning after writing this? Absolutely.]

You did all you needed to, and that was enough as far as I'm concerned. I'm just glad you never punched me too hard for my pun-ishments. I know sometimes my jokes might not have hooked you.

[cantseame]

I'd prefer disabling someone before killing them unless they're a sufficient threat. It's been my experience that sometimes folks just need friends after getting a swift kick in the pants.

Most of the time anyway.

[vexy]

lucky you, i have a few

yeah i was! my friends were too, but i've met others who have no bloody clue what i'm on about when i mention it. it's a mixed bag i suppose.

[hasitsthorns]

＼| ￣ヘ￣|／
I really took that bait.

[pillz]

yeah but if tehy fucked us first u allowed 2 fuck em back
self-defense
or at least self not helpin the evil motehrfuckers out u see what im sayin

[cantseame]

The whole philosophy of an eye for an eye was never big with me. If someone has to be stopped, I'd rather it be for a far more justifiable reason than revenge.

[Even if he knows his perspective has come off as a little naïve to some of his previous companions.]

Something to be said for knowing how to use the power you were given.

[cantseame]

Hook, line, and sinker. Don't worry, I'll make it up to you later.

[cantseame]

Given my own experiences, I'm not so keen to believe that there's some nebulous reason we're all here. I think it's all connected somehow, but I'm not sure in what way. Not yet anyway.

[hasitsthorns]

oh?
how so?

[pillz]

yeah but some motherfuckers cant b taught
then what do u do
if u got the power 2 fix the problem permanent
jus sayin

[cantseame]

If it means stopping greater destruction from happening, then I'll do what I have to if there's no other way.

[pillz]

man after ym own heart
intenret hig hfive

[not really. kavinsky isn't really responsible enough to believe any of that. but he can pretend!]

[cantseame]

If I might ask, why was my answer so important to you?

cw c-word, misogynistic language/notions

[pillz]

it ain't > so improtant
it is wat it is babe
we all got a litle bit of a cunt inside
i wuz just wondering where yours w[]as

[cantseame]

My stance is what my position in life dictated. Mending their mistake was my utmost priority.

If I had it my way I wouldn't be fighting at all. Just make people laugh, help them when they're sick. Do some genuine good.

[pillz]

sounds kinda wzardly i guess
did u ever try 2 bewitch a bunch fo mops 2 make them do ur job