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[cantseame]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Farraige.

Worst Job(s) Held: Cleaning chemistry labs after school. At least I could cheat a little to make the work easier, but you'd think some of these clowns never handled staining liquids in their lives. Least of all the gum everywhere.
Best Job(s) Held: Being a wizard. I got to ride on water, see the world, maybe play the hero once in awhile. It was all pretty fun, given the circumstances I had to work with.
Fantasy Job(s): Marine Biologist. I've loved the ocean for as long as I can remember. It's always fascinated me and I always feel most comfortable near the water. Honestly I'd probably lose myself in some research project given the chance. And hey, I can manipulate water for some deep diving. Who better to see something like the Mariana Trench than yours truly?

Current Job(s): Nothing, really. I guess I could put my magic to good use here somewhere. Or if you want the comedic stylings of some puns, though some of you out there might find those a bit too pun-ishing.

Ask Me Anything!

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daemon: alvind

[cantseame]

I like my healing magic. If I can help someone not suffer, all the better.

What do you mean by good?

cw drugs and stupidity

[pillz]

odk fire up some crystal meth or make somethin explode
or jus glow
preferably expldoe.

healin magic is aight
does it work like instant fast?
did u ever grow somebodys arm back
& take a pic b4 u did

[cantseame]

Okay. In the path of science, I never made crystal meth. That said, some things did blow up, and it may or may not have been my fault.

[What a loaded question.]

If I could regrow limbs, life would have been much easier. But no, I never did that to anyone.

[pillz]

sweet

[it's not sweet. it's only sweet if you're like joseph kavinsky, an ass who likes explosions.]

a shame
wlel
welcome 2 xist
mayb u can blow up some bad guys
but if one of tehm gets their arm cut off dont fix it ok

[cantseame]

I'd prefer disabling someone before killing them unless they're a sufficient threat. It's been my experience that sometimes folks just need friends after getting a swift kick in the pants.

Most of the time anyway.

[pillz]

yeah but if tehy fucked us first u allowed 2 fuck em back
self-defense
or at least self not helpin the evil motehrfuckers out u see what im sayin

[cantseame]

The whole philosophy of an eye for an eye was never big with me. If someone has to be stopped, I'd rather it be for a far more justifiable reason than revenge.

[Even if he knows his perspective has come off as a little naïve to some of his previous companions.]

Something to be said for knowing how to use the power you were given.

[pillz]

yeah but some motherfuckers cant b taught
then what do u do
if u got the power 2 fix the problem permanent
jus sayin

[cantseame]

If it means stopping greater destruction from happening, then I'll do what I have to if there's no other way.

[pillz]

man after ym own heart
intenret hig hfive

[not really. kavinsky isn't really responsible enough to believe any of that. but he can pretend!]

[cantseame]

If I might ask, why was my answer so important to you?

cw c-word, misogynistic language/notions

[pillz]

it ain't > so improtant
it is wat it is babe
we all got a litle bit of a cunt inside
i wuz just wondering where yours w[]as

[cantseame]

My stance is what my position in life dictated. Mending their mistake was my utmost priority.

If I had it my way I wouldn't be fighting at all. Just make people laugh, help them when they're sick. Do some genuine good.

[pillz]

sounds kinda wzardly i guess
did u ever try 2 bewitch a bunch fo mops 2 make them do ur job

[cantseame]

I know how to do it, but I can't. Not for any strict moral reason, as in I'm literally unable to use those kinds of spells.

The kinds of magic a wizard can wield can depend on their personality and core values as a person. Granted, I wouldn't use them even if I could. To forcefully take the will of another is a gross violation of their boundaries as a person.

[pillz]

sounds like a raw deal, man
but thx 4 answering my questions
i love tihs shit
brings out the remaidner of my community spirit when im in between bein mother theresa

[cantseame]

It is what it is. You make due with the hand you're dealt, and hope for the best.

What about you? What's your story?

[pillz]

i gots magica
i maek cars & monsters
there wuz another boy like me but he fucked off
again. hes been around a couple times
never stays gone tho

[cantseame]

You have magic of your own and can shape objects? I fought someone like that once, some kid that got lost in comic books about killer robots, so he decided to make his own out of some duct tape, pots, flashlights, and a bit of willpower.

Pain in the neck to take them out. You'd be surprised what strong willpower can do.

[pillz]

yeah man
im fuckin amazing. no doubt
willpwoers just knowin what u want & goin for it & mayb a little bit fo fuck you to anybody in the way
but its aight when its a mystical forest ure stealin dream shit from