Employment AMA | Text via Alvind

[cantseame]

EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Farraige.

Worst Job(s) Held: Cleaning chemistry labs after school. At least I could cheat a little to make the work easier, but you'd think some of these clowns never handled staining liquids in their lives. Least of all the gum everywhere.
Best Job(s) Held: Being a wizard. I got to ride on water, see the world, maybe play the hero once in awhile. It was all pretty fun, given the circumstances I had to work with.
Fantasy Job(s): Marine Biologist. I've loved the ocean for as long as I can remember. It's always fascinated me and I always feel most comfortable near the water. Honestly I'd probably lose myself in some research project given the chance. And hey, I can manipulate water for some deep diving. Who better to see something like the Mariana Trench than yours truly?

Current Job(s): Nothing, really. I guess I could put my magic to good use here somewhere. Or if you want the comedic stylings of some puns, though some of you out there might find those a bit too pun-ishing.

Ask Me Anything!

Comments

daemon: hexd

[vexy]

you're a wizard, Harry?

[ He thinks he's funny. ]

are you the one i see out my window swimming naked in the ocean every morning? because if you are: nice bum

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[cantseame]

Who is harry?

[If he's playing dumb intentionally or just doesn't get it, he'll likely not say.]

I have a much better hiding place than that when it comes to my swimming.

[vexy]

Potter. bloke who lives under some stairs with the dudleys on pubic drive.

shy are ya? ;-)

[cantseame]

What I do in my spare time isn't anyone else's business. Least of all someone trying to leer at people.

[vexy]

oooh back up everyone, we've got a badass here

did you say "spare time"? the bloke who says he currently doesn't have a job?

[cantseame]

There's plenty to do to keep myself busy. Like trying to prepare medicine in case we have others who end up having explosive arrivals. Two for two so far.

[vexy]

you weren't kidding about playing hero, huh?

well, whatever gets you off darling.

[cantseame]

Just trying to do right by others given the situation. I have the power to do it, so why not use it to make life a little less miserable?

[vexy]

hey, i can get behind that. what can you do then? your magic. bit of everything?

[cantseame]

Mostly elemental control, but I can patch someone up in a hurry too. Given I have enough time to learn it, there's likely no limit to what I can learn.

But true mastery takes a few thousand years. I've only been at this for twenty or so.

[vexy]

immortal? i suppose that makes you Merlin instead of Harry.

you're a spring chicken, darling! so you conjure more of a drizzle as opposed to a rainstorm?

text; daemon: apollod

[hasitsthorns]

What was the best place you ever traveled to?

[cantseame]

Dunno if I'm immortal. Not keen to test if I am.

More like I can cut metal with a pressurized stream of water.

text; daemon: alvind

[cantseame]

Maine is really pretty and I'd like to see it again someday. Maybe take you along, if you'd like.

Of course I think the best place I've ever been was Eudio.

[vexy]

i'm the same. i'm supposed to be now, but who honestly tests that???

what for?

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[hasitsthorns]

It's famous for its lighthouses, yeah?
I admit, not a lot of concerts up that way but... I've heard it's beautiful so. I'd love to see it together someday.

[ Don't make promises you can't keep, Rosie-dear. ]

Oh?
And why is that?

[ Someone might be playing coy. ]

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[cantseame]

Lighthouses and the general bay area, yeah. Could always go there for a quiet retreat from all the hard rocking you're bound to get us into.

[Look if he has to, he'll space jellyfish a new future. Don't make him, but he'll do it.]

If I admit it's because of you, it's not because you baited the hook.

[cantseame]

Someone with a more pragmatic approach to life than us.

To defend myself. Met plenty of megalomaniacs in my line of work.

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[hasitsthorns]

In more ways than one, knowing me...

[ 'Hard rocking,' get it. Haha. She's so clever.

Also, hey, that's fine by her. There's room for one more alternate reality in the multiverse. ]

Oh my gosh, you and your puns.
But I'm happy to hear it.
You made Eudio pretty great for me, too.

[vexy]

megalomaniacs made of metal?

honestly, my previous line of work was nothing but megalomaniacs, but they were my bosses.

daemon: moonshined

[pillz]

whats ur fav wizard spell
& u ever do anythin good in the lab

[cantseame]

I mean one of them knew how to control and summon golems. He just ended up using scrap and old parts to try making robots. Well, he played them off as robots when it was really magic that gave them life.

What was your old job like?

[cantseame]

Happy to be of service. To be honest, that was the first time I knew what it felt like to have a home with someone else.

daemon: alvind

[cantseame]

I like my healing magic. If I can help someone not suffer, all the better.

What do you mean by good?

[hasitsthorns]

Me too, actually.
Well, Eudio was... a home I didn't expect it to be.
So that's something we got in common.