ok i got like a newsflash for you buddy changing someone into a goddamn bunny ain't a prank a prank is when you switch someone's ketchup for hot sauce or steal their clothes when they're swimming or put itching powder in their shoes
what happened to me was serious fucking magic for no reason and it ain't okay
[wyatt sounds so very serious. and kavinsky with his legacy of kidnappings and unwanted back touches and near manslaughter and actual manslaughter and recent murder is very tempted to dismiss this as melodrama in comparison.
but he's a little better about stuff these days. just a little. two years after caroline and adam parrish gave him a whole long thing about the value of apologies, well. fuck it.]
ok sweetheart i'm sorry i did serious fucking magic to u for no reason & it wasnt ok no joke id idnt think it wuz that big a deal but ure all upset so i understand it is j. kavinsky
[ Okay, that's pretty unexpected, given everything that's happened to date and also absolutely everything that absolutely everyone has told him about this boy.
But okay. He'll take it. ]
okay thanks. sorry for being a bitch about it and getting your balls full of itching powder
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changing someone into a goddamn bunny ain't a prank
a prank is when you switch someone's ketchup for hot sauce or steal their clothes when they're swimming or put itching powder in their shoes
what happened to me was serious fucking magic for no reason and it ain't okay
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but he's a little better about stuff these days. just a little. two years after caroline and adam parrish gave him a whole long thing about the value of apologies, well. fuck it.]
ok sweetheart
i'm sorry i did serious fucking magic to u for no reason & it wasnt ok
no joke id idnt think it wuz that big a deal
but ure all upset so i understand it is
j. kavinsky
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But okay. He'll take it. ]
okay
thanks.
sorry for being a bitch about it and getting your balls full of itching powder
[ Did it go on his balls? Wyatt hopes so. ]
we cool now.
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i thoguht it was pretty fuckn funyn
buyt i guess thx 4 not capping me wit garlic bulets or whatever
later, pups