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ACROSTIC DESCRIBE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME!
Preferred Alias: kavinsky

kavinsky
admits
vaginas
including
nurumi's
seriously
kick
your ass

Accurate As Hell, Huh?

[and yes kavinsky filled it out himself. that's why it's wrong.]

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that's cause you ain't treating them right, broski

if tehy aint kicking ur ass im prety sure that means u just stuck it in some floppy loose ones & then just dont feel a thing
try osmeobdy tighter sweetheart

well i'd try yours but i'm just so fuckin big, man, and i don't want to hurt your tiny vag

you'd probably cry or something.

i dont cry except out fo my penis in fat white tears

[explicit and easy lies to go with an explicit and easy conversation.]

my vagina is made of iron & wolverine teeth fuk u

and tiny yeah i know i heard the rumors
or maybe they were talking about your dick idk it could've been either

yeah
sounds like my dick, no joke
one day imma commission a oil portrait of it for all my heirs to admire.
hey
nice job wit the itching powder by teh way
u may be a lil bitch but oyure pretty good at that

idk what you're talking about but hey that shit's been going around
maybe it was the same goddamn asshole who bunnied me
i find out who that was i'll let you know.

appreciate oyu keeping me in the loop, sweetheart
thats a real kindness
that motherfuckrs a real menace

nah i mean, he thinks he is, but he's really just a dumbass kid who can't deal with his problems like a fuckin grown up, so makes a mess on the floor instead

i mean when you really think about it it's no wonder he can't keep a boyfriend when he acts like he's still in training pants

i almost feel sorry for the guy.

wat, it hought he liked itching powder
which is a fuckin incredible grown up wa yof dealing wit problems
& was dating someone
r they breaking up
:(
very sad

yeah itching powder is stupid
the only time anyone deserves that is when they acted like such a tiny dicked soft turd that they don't understand any other way of dealing

and nah i mean, they broke up a while back. like the way i heard it, the soft turd was the one who did the goddamn breaking up anyways
and then couldn't handle it when his ex stopped pining over his scrawny ass bc he found someone better

which is like
even more stupid. idk maybe itching power would be too complex for that guy.

u konw that it dont make a lot of sense 4 that guy to be the one who > bunnied you then right
like
if u running a light hearted super chill gag, you kind of have to run wit the gag
otherwise it just look like ure screechin tittysore over someting u already got the last word in about & could now b cool wit, sweetheart
or maybe worse
it looks liek whoever beent alking to you is still screechin tittysore over something they already got the last word in about and could now be cool with.
which is cool i mean, i got enough friends.
hell
maybe this means i got too many

yeah well i don't know about you
or anyone else here
but being turned into a fucking bunny wasn't actually a wild ride for me so no, i aint cool with that

and i won't be so long as the guy who did it doesn't even have the balls to admit it and fucking apologize

till he does? i'm staying sore. sorry if that's super weird to you.

wouldnt u feel weird about having 2 aoplogize for your lil baby itchy powder revnenge

[it's 20% a real question, even. kavinsky is Notoriously Bad at apologizing; it's always interesting to him when another cute young man with superpowers is actually like, any good at it. you're letting down the side. or he is. (he knows it's probably him.)]

idk maybe you gotta think about whether making someone itchy for a while is the same as turning them into a goddamn bunny

and maybe you gotta think about how someone who does something wrong deserves for something to happen to them

but i keep thinking about it
and i can't figure what i did to deserve that

can you?

do oyu know what a prank is
like i know when pranks go wrong its a big drama & it sounds like it bcame that
but if u fucked around prankign people bcuz they did some shit to > deserve it thatd be pretyt fucking different
i think gettin turned into a bunny is pretty hilarious 2 the average viewer
gettin turned into a rabbit & locked in a hcicken coop wit a hungry fox would be only hilarious to sociopathci nutcases

[how long

can he keep going

without

actually apologizing.]

ok i got like a newsflash for you buddy
changing someone into a goddamn bunny ain't a prank
a prank is when you switch someone's ketchup for hot sauce or steal their clothes when they're swimming or put itching powder in their shoes

what happened to me was serious fucking magic for no reason and it ain't okay

[wyatt sounds so very serious. and kavinsky with his legacy of kidnappings and unwanted back touches and near manslaughter and actual manslaughter and recent murder is very tempted to dismiss this as melodrama in comparison.

but he's a little better about stuff these days. just a little. two years after caroline and adam parrish gave him a whole long thing about the value of apologies, well. fuck it.]

ok sweetheart
i'm sorry i did serious fucking magic to u for no reason & it wasnt ok
no joke id idnt think it wuz that big a deal
but ure all upset so i understand it is
j. kavinsky

[ Okay, that's pretty unexpected, given everything that's happened to date and also absolutely everything that absolutely everyone has told him about this boy.

But okay. He'll take it. ]

okay
thanks.
sorry for being a bitch about it and getting your balls full of itching powder

[ Did it go on his balls? Wyatt hopes so. ]

we cool now.

no harm done son
i thoguht it was pretty fuckn funyn
buyt i guess thx 4 not capping me wit garlic bulets or whatever
later, pups

☆⌒（＊＾∇゜）v

i cant get pu my penis is borken

sounds like a personal problem
they have pills for that you know

im pretty sure this a different kin do f problem
sexual exhaustion
u no
this girl i mentionde has a martathon vagina

does she now
might need to get your dick more in shape then
if that was considered too much of a workout

hwo said > too much
marathon aint supposed 2 be a nap or you runnin it wrong
does vaneyl have no refrac period or how that all work

is that your way of asking me to go again
bc that can be arranged you know

vanyel has a higher libido than even me i'm pretty sure
who do you think I learned from

Well, I guess you deserve points for making it very clear Moonshined wasn't posting this in your stead.

Edited (HTML; I CAN DO IT) 2018-03-05 02:35 (UTC)

tahts a weird thing to give someone points 4
why dont u take them points away & let me feed off ur sweet hatred ;(

At this point, I think it would be a waste of time for me to get worked up by anything like this.

Besides, we both know there are a lot of ways you could actually earn my wrath. This is just....you.

yeah all right tahts pretty legit
least i got no guys throwin rocks @ my window
soon my penis wlil dry up & die
in the meantime, in amanda ladn...

[well, she. really should have seen that coming from a mile away]

You say that like there's something happening now. Or like there will be anytime in the foreseeable future. I'm not in a much different situation from you.

Well, besides the fact that I don't think I did anything that will have the people I had encounters vandalizing the house.

['had encounters'. that's. a great euphemism Amanda]

Encounters.

[you know it's serious when kavinsky capitalizes and punctuates.]

[if she could find a way to put her sigh in text, she would]

Yes. I slept with two people. Not at the same time.

And. Not of the same. Genders.

[She's still wrapping her brain around the ramifications of that, okay]

[maybe *sighs*

maybe hhhhhhhh?]

holy sheitttt
you get it womna
who th efuck was it
which one did u like better
how big was it
the cock i mean vaginas dont have 2 b
who gave better oral

[yeah, that proably wouldn't come close to expressing her exasperation. She'll probably settle for causing some mild but annoying electrical myshap later]

I'd probably be more disgusted if I didn't know you.

Rose and Vanyel.

[because of course that's how it had to happen. She's. still not sure if she made a Huge Mistake there]

I don't. I mean, they weren't really equatable? I felt like I knew what I was doing with Rose for the...obvious reasons. But I guess Vanyel was more like what I thought I'd want before, agian, obvious reasons.

Neither was better, just different.

Yes, because I was certainly going to stop the proceedings to find a measuring tape.

They were both...very good. I don't think it was really a competition.

i guess that makes sense. prety sure that rose and vanyel trained 2gether for the final showdown if u know what i mean

[somewhere in xistentia, her shitty roommate is laughing.]

does that mean ypure over him
the guy from your old world
the one who caleld u little miss brilliant

If I know what you meant by this point, I'd seriously have to quesiton my intelligence

[the entire town might be able to hear her sigh]

I don't really know. I mean, it's not like I love either of them. Not like that. But I'm also not sure if it's possible for me to still have the same sort of feelings when I haven't even spoken to him in two years, regardless of anything I might or might not feel about anyone else.

[the fact it's been that long it something she doesn't know how to feel about, honestly]

yeah

[that's an unaccountably serious 'yeah,' for kavinsky.]

i no what u mean. maybe a different version of it, i dunno
i think back 2 the couple of guys i was real into a few yrs back. and it doesnt matter the same way anymore
they dont matter the same way anymore
like ill wish sometimes it worked out but no srprise it didnt
figure the ymoved on
i got new shit to mind.
but i dunno it sounds like u &t his guy was at least real good friends so theres some other meaning mixed up in there right

Yeah, for awhile there we were the only real friends each other had, I think. He was never really social, and then when his wife died he shoved people away even more. Except for me. Maybe because I got what it was like to be angry about something you couldn't change no matter how smart you were, so I forgave him for the way it made him act.

And that's always going to mean something. But I don't think I'd throw myself t him the same way I did if he showed up now. I'd probably actually be more concerned with showing off my new powers first. I think he'd grill me for hours on that.

It's strange, I held on to that torch for years. It feels like it should have taken a lot longer to put it down even a bit. I don't really know what that means. Not sure I want to really.

[a lot of that makes sense to kavinsky.

more sense than he wants it to. and considering certain other threads happening on this very same post— amanda's timing couldn't have been better, really.]

yeah. i get it man
well
i get the evil version of wahtever cute sad romtragedy shit you got through where you didnt do much taht was your fault at all
close enough.
guess it just takes some time.
if you can stand to put it in the time

[there certainly was a time that kavinsky couldn't stand that. he'd cut himself short. but these days, he knows one or five things about living with pain, and maybe even half a thing about inflicting less of it on others.]

Yeah. I don't know if it would have happened if I hadn't gone to Eudio, even if Nick had stayed on the ship. Because I would have still technically had a means to reach him.

God, I just thought about the fact I might have been pining for him into my fifties. I mean, I might still be, but. Not like I used to.

Then again, I might answer differently if he shows up and I get drunk, given what happened the last time I drank around him and what happened here when my inhibitions were similarly lowered.

[yeah, she's admitting that it's highly possible that she's the type who gets horny when she drinks or does other things. She might regret that]

Edited 2018-04-07 01:18 (UTC)

we all been there sweetheart

[we have definitely not all been there. happy generalization for kavinsky to make, though. he definitely spent a dangerous proportion of his actual childhood drunk.]

maybe you won't really b over him til you fall in love again
infatuatoin
whatever. you think that too? lke it ain't just sex
it's sex with
feelings
lol

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