daemon: ishkabibbd

[cryfrustration]

ACROSTIC DESCRIBE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME!
Preferred Alias:

• Versatile
• Ribald
• Easy
• Not
• Impotent
• Lewd
• Living
• Engorged

Accurate As Hell, Huh?

[And he only realizes belatedly that this has been posted, completely without his say-so, and what it says.]

What the--?

... I think something's wrong with my skritt.

Daemon.

Whatever.

Comments

daemon: muerted

[outshiny]

[ Um. ]

'Engorged'?

I think you and your daemon have some problems, man.

[cryfrustration]

[Six, what an embarrassing way to meet someone. How is he ever going to live this down?]

It's not me! I didn't choose it!

And who the hell describes someone as "easy" and "not impotent"??

[outshiny]

No one who's trying to be your friend, I'll tell you that much. Could be worse, though, it could've said you are impotent. No guy wants to hear that.

daemon: crowned

[novelizes]

Looks like your daemon is trying to set you up for a date.

[cryfrustration]

Well it shouldn't give up its day job.

I'd trust my date prospects a lot better without the side of heavy-handed desperation.

[novelizes]

Well, as far as I know, there are quite a few free people around here.

[cryfrustration]

Guess I should probably take that as some kinda opportunity. I'm honestly not sure that I do though.


Oh. Unless that's the sorta thing that helps this whole restoration technology gig to run? I gotta admit I'm not real clear on all this stuff yet.

[novelizes]

so you're that kind of person?

I'm taken, for what it's worth.
And yeah, pretty much.
This whole place is run by intimacy.

[cryfrustration]

Oh? What kinda person's that?

And you might be getting a bit ahead of yourself there--it's not like I was offering. But don't worry, I'll make a note of it for future.

[novelizes]

An open minded one.

Not a problem. It's just sometimes things get muddled here.
I like to be frank, especially with new people.

[cryfrustration]

I half expected you to say something a lot worse there.

So are you jaded cause you been here a while, or did you just turn up that way?

[novelizes]

I'm only a dick to people who deserve it.
Far as I know, you don't.

As for the jaded bit, my friends would probably tell you it's practically my middle name.

[cryfrustration]

Fair. I mostly prefer not being a dick, myself.

What's it like where you come from?

[novelizes]

It's nothing like this place.
Small town with quite a few secrets.
It's got a dark underside despite trying to hide it.
Riverdale is an enigma.
But we've got no magic or anything like they have here.
Pretty basic, really.

[cryfrustration]

Hard for me to imagine--a world without magic. I guess that's a lot more common than I'd have guessed. Seems like lots of people come from places where humans rule the roost too.

Can't say I'd be keen to trade, but I guess that's why we're each invested in saving our homes. I mean, I assume you're invested, even dark underside and all?

[novelizes]

You say that like you're not human.

What can I say? Riverdale is my home.
It's where I was born and raised.
All my friends are from there.
One day I might get out, but while I'm still young, it's home.

[cryfrustration]

I'm human. It's just that most of my world isn't. My guild's almost all sylvari, my homeland's all but taken over by charr. Where I come from humanity's in decline, just holding on, fighting for survival. Imagining a world that's just humans? Kinda a mind trip, that.

How young's "still young"?

[novelizes]

Yeah that all sounds like something straight out of Tolkien.

I'm sixteen. Practically a baby compared to some of the people around here.

[cryfrustration]

No surprise I don't know what that is, right?

And man, I remember sixteen. That year sucked.

[novelizes]

Famous author. Wrote about Elves, Humans, Dwarves. All sorts of magical beings.

Tell me about it. There's only so much drama I can take these days.

[cryfrustration]

Wait, did you used to have dwarves too? Your ones didn't turn themselves to stone too, did they?

For me it was all about an elder dragon, but I'd guess that having the apocalypse come and zap you into some alternate world has got to rank pretty high on the dramatic-shit-o-meter.

[novelizes]

uh, no.
That was just a book. A story that isn't real.

I think you trump mine, in that case.
Drunk and annoying teenagers hardly seem to compare to a dragon.

[cryfrustration]

Oh right. Sorry.

Much as I'd like to say it depends on the drunk annoying teenagers, there's not much that compares to Kralkatorrik.

I'd say it might yet destroy the world...but then I guess this D.E.S.T.I.N.Y. thing already did that, so this is all just pretty damn depressing.

text: daemon; hexd

[vexy]

you sound like the sort to put together a corker of an orgy

[cryfrustration]

Cute. I'm more a one-on-one (or maybe two) kinda guy though. Get me solo and I will show you a helluva good time.

[vexy]

oooooh promises promises!

i'm Vex, who're you, darling? and i don't mean your name- i mean, if you filled that in instead of your naughty daemon, what would you say?

[cryfrustration]

I'd say that I used to get paid to fuck. Now I only sometimes get paid to fuck, but I still like it when someone else pays for dinner and the room.

And I'd say that I've got people I'm worried about, and I'll do whatever I need to see them safe and whole again 'cause I care about my home.

And then I'd say hey, Vex, nice to meet you.

[vexy]

that second part's a bit boring but the first is brill. you'll be a bit popular around here i imagine!

oh, you don't know if it's nice yet or not. ;-) so do people just call you Vren?

[cryfrustration]

Maybe with the male half of the city, at least.

I suppose that's true enough. So how about you tell me about yourself, Vex. And no, no one calls me Vren. I could probably do worse for a nickname though if you're a man who prefers them.

[vexy]

oooh cheeky, i like that half myself. i also like the female half too, i'm not very picky.

oh me? well, i'm no man. i'm fae. mesmer, to be exact, last of my kind, blah blah blah. it's a boring story. currently shacked up with a hunk of a werewolf named wyatt, be sure to say hi to him if you're into puppies. been here for almost a year now, before that i was on what i'd call pleasure city, and before that i was on a place i like to call 'adjacent to hell, but hey it's home'. a bit of a world-hopper, i suppose, but this particular location wasn't by choice.

you?

i like Vren, it's like Ren except with a V and I do like Vs

[cryfrustration]

Mesmer?

Now that is interesting. So what exactly's that mean for you? Because I'm about to wager that you and I don't use that word to mean quite the same thing. If I'm wrong, then we might have a lot more in common than the first letter of our names, but I don't wager lightly.

And for the record, I do like puppies well enough, but lets say if I run into your fella I'll leave off the canine references when I say hi. Was he in all those different worlds with you before this one too?

[vexy]

mean for me? like what is a mesmer? its a fae, with magical puppetmaster powers. it's how i feed, actually, on the energy that's caused by moving others. what does it mean to you? don'f say you've actually heard of us!

oh you'd have to ask him that, darling, i never answer for him. ;-)

[cryfrustration]

No. I mean, not as such.

Where I come from it's a branch of magic--my branch of magic as it turns out. It's mostly to do with illusion and perception, some chronomancy, teleportation, that sort of thing.

Controlling another person's body though? No way could I imagine doing that. You can make people do anything?

[vexy]

oh really?? that's bloody interesting! we share a name but it looks like we definitely don't share powers.

yeah, just about anything! it can be fun, or strange. let me know if you wanna try it out.

[cryfrustration]

Serious mind trip, yeah.

And man, I'd make a joke about how you'd need to buy me dinner first, but it'd take a lot more than dinner. That's a crazy level of trust there. How would I know you wouldn't make me do some kinda crap I'd totally regret?

[vexy]

most people i've met have never even heard of a mesmer in the first place and here we are, i've met a different type

ha ha! good point. it's never a good idea to trust me, i'm a bit naughty. ;-)