daemon: ishkabibbd

[cryfrustration]

ACROSTIC DESCRIBE YOURSELF WITH YOUR NAME!
Preferred Alias:

• Versatile
• Ribald
• Easy
• Not
• Impotent
• Lewd
• Living
• Engorged

Accurate As Hell, Huh?

[And he only realizes belatedly that this has been posted, completely without his say-so, and what it says.]

What the--?

... I think something's wrong with my skritt.

Daemon.

Whatever.

Comments

[cryfrustration]

I'm human. It's just that most of my world isn't. My guild's almost all sylvari, my homeland's all but taken over by charr. Where I come from humanity's in decline, just holding on, fighting for survival. Imagining a world that's just humans? Kinda a mind trip, that.

How young's "still young"?

[novelizes]

Yeah that all sounds like something straight out of Tolkien.

I'm sixteen. Practically a baby compared to some of the people around here.

[cryfrustration]

No surprise I don't know what that is, right?

And man, I remember sixteen. That year sucked.

[novelizes]

Famous author. Wrote about Elves, Humans, Dwarves. All sorts of magical beings.

Tell me about it. There's only so much drama I can take these days.

[cryfrustration]

Wait, did you used to have dwarves too? Your ones didn't turn themselves to stone too, did they?

For me it was all about an elder dragon, but I'd guess that having the apocalypse come and zap you into some alternate world has got to rank pretty high on the dramatic-shit-o-meter.

[novelizes]

uh, no.
That was just a book. A story that isn't real.

I think you trump mine, in that case.
Drunk and annoying teenagers hardly seem to compare to a dragon.

[cryfrustration]

Oh right. Sorry.

Much as I'd like to say it depends on the drunk annoying teenagers, there's not much that compares to Kralkatorrik.

I'd say it might yet destroy the world...but then I guess this D.E.S.T.I.N.Y. thing already did that, so this is all just pretty damn depressing.