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Ignacio ([personal profile] sadico) wrote in [community profile] xistentia2018-04-09 04:44 pm

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Characters: Ignacio & you
Summary: Various scenarios with various peoples! Starters will be in the comments, but you're welcome to write your own if you'd like to hang out with the vamp.
Date(s): Yes, you guessed it, "various".
Warnings/Notes: Biting, blood-play, sex, language.
pillz: (loiter (club evil))

[personal profile] pillz 2018-04-10 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[it's not long before the reply comes, of course.]

what son ever forgets teh guy tryin 2 fuck his mom
;(


[nothing more after that. no eta, no time to meet. but it's less than fifteen minutes later before a sleek little dark red car comes ripping through the trees, headlights glaring off the front. despite the guttural roar of the engine, there's no reek of exhaust, no sign of gas burning in its magical inner-workings at all. in a moment, it comes rumbling up in front of them.

kavinsky's window is open. his arm resting on the top of the door. he tips his spiky head out and says,]
Hey, old man. You working tonight?
pillz: (hay)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-04-17 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sweetheart, I'll have you in every style and then keep you afterward, [kavinsky says, in the tone of a joke. a lewd one. but he's already gotten shot down by ignacio before; why not again? in this particular post-canon timeline, rejection has yet to actually kill him.]

Come on. I'll drive us out, then we switch up. You'll feel up my gearstick. It'll be good.

[clunk. the door unlocks. kavinsky leans across to push it open.]
pillz: (lmao)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-04-18 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[the instant the door clunks shut, kavinsky revs the engine. it still roars and gasps loud in the dark, despite the absence of normal energy transferences and transformations within the engine.

they pull away from the curb so sharply that ignacio feels it in his bones, the slap of force from the leather seat against his spine.]


Forest, sweetheart. The better to see in the dark. How Xistentia suiting your ancient vampire lord tastes? The peace and love kumbaya giving you your fucking migraine yet?
pillz: (eyebrow)

tw rape/homophobic joke

[personal profile] pillz 2018-04-22 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
No, [kavinsky says. he isn't lying on purpose.] That shit is boring, man. [he is lying by accident. he loves love. sometimes he loves it so much he can't stand it.] Life is a music video.

[it's an old line. that time, it's a joke on purpose. he presses his foot down on the accelerator, rushing them deep into the dark.]

You all jaded from war and serious grown-up shit? I'd name another old man vamp who gone that way, but I figure you'd lose your shit about it. [his idea of being 'good.'] Like getting raped turns chicks gay. [nope.]
pillz: (another icon with tongue stuff in it)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-04-24 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nah.

[vaguely, kavinsky senses that maybe that was the wrong joke to make. he glances sideways at the older vampire, then looks back at the road. he's quite happy to report that that, in and of itself, never happened.]

Some shady shit, not that. [they swerve down a curve in the road.] Why? You?
pillz: (hay)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-04-25 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I like all humor. I'm funny as fuck, son, [says kavinsky. he is not aware that sometimes he's only funny as fuck because he's the proper subject of jokes, but that's fine. his narcissism protects him in certain ways.] Nah, man. I ain't been raped before.

Some weird shit happened before, but it weren't rape. [he shrugs his skinny shoulders up.] I live a charmed life, sweetheart.

How about you? You done war and shit, huh? Where was your war?
pillz: (lmao)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-04-29 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
I think I heard of them. [a glance at the older vampire, and one of kavinsky's eyebrows goes way up high on his forehead. iggy sure wasn't lying when he talked about his old-ass old ass, was he? conquistadors. it's been awhile since he spaced out on that class.] Don't they got kind of a shitty rep?

Invaders and murderers or something. The Colonizer. [his wry voice makes that a capital c, with an undercurrent of nasty white boy laughter.] 'Took control.' Guess that sounds good when you the one controlling.
pillz: (lmao)

cw sexual vulgarity

[personal profile] pillz 2018-05-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh cool, [kavinsky says. his voice is flippant. his car rumbles below them. engineless engine noise, tires vibrating with near-nervous energy against the concrete.] So you're saying, I shouldn't give a shit about you unless you're legit, the toughest asshole in the entire fucking multiverse.

I like it. You know, my whole fucking generation, we're big fans of giving no shit.

[but he smiles sideways, and it's easy, offensive but only in the most inoffensive way. it's all fun and games. somehow, living here has made fun and games out of a desperate effort for survival. trees whisk by in the dark.] Maybe you should let me check out your asshole just so I can verify.
pillz: (hay)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-05-04 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[let's be real, lewd proposals are kavinsky's mother tongue. and the touch to his ear, the gleam of friendly interest in ignacio's ancient eyes-- it's all more than enough to reroute kavinsky's attention.

he brakes. suddenly, if not so suddenly that they end up careening off the road and flipping end over end into a tree. vampire reflexes help with driving. ronan would still be a better driver than he, if he were a vampire too, but that's neither here nor there&mdahs; at least, it's certainly not here right now.]


Why? [his smile is cheeky, bright in the dark. he's already leaning nearer, a low rub of fabric on leather.] You got five assholes or something? My dick could handle it. Promise.
pillz: (sly)

cw sexual vulgarity

[personal profile] pillz 2018-05-06 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[a laughing sneer curls kavinsky's lip. 'asshole' sounds like such a pretty word when ignacio is saying it. some merovingian-level class right there; using silk for toilet tissue.]

Yeah?

[kavinsky's game, though. his eyes glint lambent in the semi-darkness, like the motes of dust rising in front of the car through the high-beams.] I seen that before. When I was human, vamp bites were some good shit. The blood, too. [he'd seen rafa's memories. the way that the addiction hollowed people out, took them over. he stares at ignacio's face, unafraid of it. of any of it. his undead skin broken out into gooseflesh.]

I put my dick in you, you put your teeth in me, [his eyes are hooded, despite their gleam. lazy. baby tiger sizing up a bigger cat's paw.] That'd be some metaphorical sixty-nine bullshit right there.
pillz: (eyebrow)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-05-09 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[to be fair, if kavinsky were to wrap the car around a tree in a fit of pique (as this particular baby vampire does sometimes fit in pique), he would probably be in worse shape after it than ignacio would be. despite not having his hands on the wheel, the older vampire exerts a considerable amount of control over the situation. which is also quite noticeable when kavinsky straightens, his dark eyebrows digging down low, then says:]

WHAT?

[like he's in some chick flick, his indignance echoing off the trees, waking the then-sleeping birds up in a startled rustle.] Are you fucking shitting me? You're gonna ask my mom if we can fuck?
pillz: (sly)

[personal profile] pillz 2018-05-14 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
The wait ruins the fucking mood a little bit, don't you think? [kavinsky says, curling his lip.] Especially when I'm being handled like I'm four fucking years old.

[he slaps the steering wheel. but then he also releases his seatbelt, his gaunt face deeply unimpressed.] Whatever, man. Okay. [his deep unimpressedness is actually edged a little bit with amusement. kavinsky isn't very good at irony, but he compulsively has to add a thick layer of polish (or hairgel) to anything, even at his most sincere. in his deepest throes of angst, he'd stood on a car in the middle of a party and brought a monster onto himself.]

Come on. Get in this seat. You don't gotta ask Rafa's permission to learn how to drive, do you?

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