Employment AMA; Daemon: Barricaded

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EMPLOYMENT AMA
Preferred Alias: Adam Parrish

Worst Job(s) Held: Gansey's whipping boy, shitbox driver, Aglionby lackey.
Best Job(s) Held: Magician, forest intern, Henrietta's Handsomest Mechanic, supernatural landscaper, evil mastermind, dream babysitter, dog petter, put upon fucking secretary, shopping cart racer, & giver of facts both useless and otherwise. My current skills are: being extremely boring, hardcore scrying, looking hot while covered in grease, and talking to trees.
Fantasy Job(s): Rich asshole who owns more than one automatic german monstrosity.

Current Job(s): Looking for another ten thousand jobs because I don't know when to stop.

Ask Me Anything!

[ Then, a minute or two later the whole thing comes with an update. ]

I didn't mean to post that.

[ God fucking damn it, Ronan Lynch. ]