2 truths and a lie; daemon: janad

[bangitybang]

[it's an odd combination of motivations that has janus sharing today. sometimes a mangling of boundaries is a good way of setting them.]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE
Preferred Alias: Alias here

1. I can deconstruct an Oreo perfectly. I can separate both chocolate halves and the icing into three separate parts.
2. I have a tattoo of Disney's Timon and Pumba.
3. When I fell out of love the first time, everything changed because I came to understand that nothing changes. I was sad for years. When the sadness started to go, it left in starts and stops. Those moments of relief weren't because I had healed. It was only because I had forgotten for a short time that I had lost him. Every time I remembered, I lost him again. Often this would happen when I was dreaming. My mind tried to make sense of this by making up worlds where I could have what I wanted. But there is no such world. There is this world, and it is good enough.

One Of These Is A Lie

Comments

yes ofc!

[mordacita]

more than unsweet at least
food has little appeal to me in truth.

but i do not believe you
prove this oreo ability to me. let me see it

[bangitybang]

Ah yes
Vampire, I remember

I have already been charged with a quest to find Oreos (to share).
I will conserve one for the purposes of demonstration
We should make a proper wager out of it

[mordacita]

very well then
what should this wager be? name your terms.

[bangitybang]

If I prove myself I would like a kiss
If I fail I will clean your house for a week.
I'm very good at cleaning houses, you won't be disappointed

[mordacita]

all right.
i like this wager. if you should do this deed it would be worthy of a kiss

now i hope that you can do it.

[bangitybang]

You were rooting for my failure?
I don't know if I should be retroactively peeved or extra motivated
Both maybe

[mordacita]

oh i do not play unless i play to win. what manner of competition would it be, otherwise?
i have faith you are up to the challenge.

[bangitybang]

I don't suppose you are feeling fired up and confident enough to take on the Oreo challenge yourself
I wouldn't mind a greater magnitude of victory
Crushing my enemies into the dust, that sort of thing, you know

[mordacita]

very well
but if i should win then you will kiss me twice
once on the lips
once elsewhere. you can decide.

fading this one i think ... cuz im doing that thing where i blend 2 of our threads together ... SRY

[bangitybang]

I will decide
And see you soon :)