2 truths and a lie ( daemon : Happyd )

[ptrprkr]

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE Preferred Alias: Peter Parker

1. I once ate a churro from a random old lady on the street.
2. I was captain of my school's swim team
3. I prevented a historical monument from being completely destroyed.

One Of These Is A Lie

Comments

text; daemon: chainsawd

[fiachdubh]

what historical monument?

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[ptrprkr]

The Washington monument.

[fiachdubh]

looks sturdy to me. how did you save it?

[ptrprkr]

It looks pretty sturdy lately, yeah. But it ws pretty close to being a bunch of rubble in the middle of DC.

There's an elevator inside of it that takes people all the way up to the top, it ended up hanging on by literally a thread. I held on to it long enough for everyone to make it out before anything too bad happened.

[ Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man saving the day. ]

[fiachdubh]

sounds fake

how, exactly, did you manage that?

[ Color Ronan not quite believing you, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. ]

[ptrprkr]

[ Yeah, even Peter will admit it kinda does. ]

100% real, I swear on it!

I've got this custom made fluid that is kind of based off of a spider's webbing. Except it's way stronger and stickier.
So, it was just a matter of getting enough of it around the elevator, holding on tightly and praying that it held up long enough.

[ Elevators are surprisingly heavy with gravity working against you. ]

[fiachdubh]

you know what

i can't even parse this

so what's the lie, then? you never stole food from an old lady?

[ptrprkr]

Yeah. It's kind of a lot. I get it.

No, that's not it. I mean, I didn't steal it from her in the first place.

I wasn't the captain of the swim team.

[fiachdubh]

so you're scrawny, but you can stop a building from collapsing?