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Characters: Vex & you
Summary: Vex has been in what he dubbed "this hellhole" for four months and he's more than a little furious with everything and everyone. This is a catch-all for various activities. Ping thefacelessevil if you want a special starter.
Date(s): September.
Warnings/Notes: language, smut, Vex being Vex


Hunting trip with his vamp (mordacita)

Vex didn't say much, just a quick text that said something along the lines of 'hey, short dark and vampy, let's go kill shite' with the location of where he'd be. It was the forest near his home, and Vex was decked out in his snug leather pants, tight sleeveless leather shirt and heavy boots despite the stifling hot weather.

He had a wicked dagger strapped to his belt, paired with a compound bow in his hands and arrows in a quiver on his back (had someone been taking lessons with Alec, or did he always know how to shoot?), all of it was black of course, because if there was one thing Vex knew how to do it was to not blend with his surroundings. Everything was ridiculously green and nature-y, the scowl on his face was deep as he sat on a mossy rock and waited for Rafa to show.

Winning the ex back? (pillz)

It was three in the morning and started as a harmless 'plink plink' noise against Kavinsky's window- something that could be easily mistaken as a branch swaying in the breeze or maybe the start of some hail. After a few of those the next sound was distinctly unsubtle: a rock came crashing through the glass, followed by a loud drunken howl from the fae outside.

"VINNY! GET YOUR HOT BITCH ARSE BACK TO ME BEFORE I WRING YOUR GORGEOUS NECK, YA BASTARD! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I LOVE YA, YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!"

That's amore.

Threeway with demigods (deathkid and healingdork)

One day, around midnight, a sleepless Vex shows up at Nico and Will's door. Slightly tipsy, but not enough to call him inebriated, he pounds on the door until one of them answers. There, shirtless, clad in nothing but his leather pants and flip-flops, he leans against the door frame and stares at whomever was in front of him- regardless of who it was, his words were the same.

"Can both of ya screw me already?"

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[mordacita]

[ Rafa's response is a peal of delighted laughter. Pleased, he presses in against his faerie and kisses him deeply, his body curving around to meet that demand with apparent ease. He licks at those lips as he pulls back, before giving them a sharp little nip.]

I was perfectly quiet. You are the one who scared our prey away.

[ He drops easily off Vex's back, bouncing on the balls of his feet as he settles. He stands there looking almost innocent, hands behind his back.

It should be noted that he doesn't look remotely ready for hunting. He's wearing his ordinary, moderately dressy shoes, pants which are well fitted to his hips and skinny along his legs, and a long-sleeved shirt tucked into them. He has foregone the usual jacket he wears over that, which appears to be his only nod towards dressing appropriately. He also carries no notable weapons. He smiles.

Now we must work harder to find them. Would you like to start with something small or shall we go straight for the rock trolls? I have always liked a challenge.

[vexy]

Yeah yeah, smartarse. [ He readjusted the strap on his quiver once the weight was off of it, then he got a proper look at Rafa. Up, down, then up again, his look absolutely incredulous. ]

Are you mad? We're out here facing down the bloody biggest, fiercest things to roam the forest and you look like you're ready for a night out! By the way? They don't get scared off, either! They're going to find us and get your ruddy shoes dirty!

[ He looked utterly infuriated, but then he grabbed Rafa by the front of his shirt and tugged him roughly close so he could bite his lower lip. His growl was a mix of angry and aroused, then he sucked firmly before pulling off. ]

Cheeky blighter.

[ Despite all his bitching, he was still happy to see him. He hated to be alone. ]

[mordacita]

[ Rafa finds that first comment personally offensive, and folds his arms in readiness to protest. Then Vex distracts him with nice bitey kissing, and he softens, laughing as he kisses him back, hands settling on his waist. His worries start to evaporate, and he tilts his head up, nipping at Vex's lips and grinning. When they separate, he pauses to wrap his arms around Vex and give him a tight little cuddle. ]

I am not going to be seen in hiking boots. [ He says, of his clothing situation. ] I anticipate few problems. Why you imagine they are the most dangerous things here when you have me with you is beyond me.

[ He says, while kissing Vex's jaw. ]

Shall we go? I would hate for you to bring that all this way and not get the chance to shoot it.

[vexy]

Mm, I love it when you're vain.

[ Vex said with a purr in his throat, feeling his anger completely drain away due to Rafa's nips and that cute little grin. He was painfully adorable at times, it made Vex want to kill all of his rivals husbands and keep him all to himself. ]

Darling, I'm not counting us because we don't roam the forest on the regular. At least I don't, I don't know what you and your puppy get up to when I'm not around.

[ With a brief, playful bite at Rafa's chin he let him go. ]

Are you gonna shoot, darling? [ Insert innuendo here. ] Any good with a bow? [ He asked as he began to head deeper into the forest. ]

[mordacita]

[ Rafa licks at Vex's lips as he pulls back, before falling into casual step beside him. There are still no obvious weapons on him, and he clasps his hands behind his back. ]

Why would I shoot? [ He said, with genuine curiosity. ] I am the weapon. I need no other.

[ Then he looks up, regarding Vex with curiosity. ]

What of you? I am surprised to see you with that thing, when you could raise your hand and stop them in their tracks.

[vexy]

You're gonna try to grapple a ten foot troll covered in rocks?

[ Staring. Forever staring. ]

Right, well then, up to me to save your skinny arse then.

[ He seemed pretty damn certain it would come to that. ]

Yeah, well, if I want to kill them fast and not get swarmed I need to do a bit more than try to make 'em strangle themselves to death. Which reminds me, you can't strangle 'em, their necks are too tough.

[ Filed under 'things Vex has tried already'. ]

I can make 'em pop out their own eyes but it doesn't solve the problem, they still lumber about blind and ruin my sleep.

[mordacita]

[ Rafa idly reaches to put his hand in Vex's. He twines their fingers and runs his thumb over his knuckles, just a little bit possessive. He doesn't say anything about it. ]

I intend to find the soft spots, of course. Every living thing has them. Perhaps it will be difficult, and it will give me a challenge.

[ He sounds pleased at the idea. ]

It is good to know that the eyes do not help. What about the ears, have you tried to deafen it yet?

[ Not that they are wonderfully placed to do so, but… ]

Have you found out what it eats?

[vexy]

Wh-- [ He began in clear protest as Rafa took his hand, utterly gobsmacked that he was having his hand held when they were supposed to be hunting! ] You know the ones who aren't blind are gonna laugh their arses off at me if they see this?! [ As if trolls would care? That was weak and he knew it, and yet he made no attempt to separate their hands. Hm... ]

Ears? No. Why? So they can't hear me screaming at them when they shake my house at three in the bloody morning? And I didn't invite them over for dinner! Safe bet they eat rocks. Or children. Or sexy Italian vampires.

[mordacita]

[ Rafa pointedly keeps Vex's hand, and gives it a sharp little squeeze at that protest. He rolls his eyes up to his fae companion. ]

If it can be deafened, it can be thrown off balance. Have you ever tried to fight with burst eardrums, and ringing in your head? It is difficult. And food makes for excellent bait. Small Italian vampires are rarely very tasty to creatures that scent them as predators, but...

[ With amusement, he casts a pointed look over Vex. ]

...irritable British faeries, on the other hand...

ftb <3

[vexy]

[ cue a very horrified Welsh fairy! and he'll enjoy the rest of the day hunting with his vamp ]