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Characters: Vex & you
Summary: Vex has been in what he dubbed "this hellhole" for four months and he's more than a little furious with everything and everyone. This is a catch-all for various activities. Ping thefacelessevil if you want a special starter.
Date(s): September.
Warnings/Notes: language, smut, Vex being Vex


Hunting trip with his vamp (mordacita)

Vex didn't say much, just a quick text that said something along the lines of 'hey, short dark and vampy, let's go kill shite' with the location of where he'd be. It was the forest near his home, and Vex was decked out in his snug leather pants, tight sleeveless leather shirt and heavy boots despite the stifling hot weather.

He had a wicked dagger strapped to his belt, paired with a compound bow in his hands and arrows in a quiver on his back (had someone been taking lessons with Alec, or did he always know how to shoot?), all of it was black of course, because if there was one thing Vex knew how to do it was to not blend with his surroundings. Everything was ridiculously green and nature-y, the scowl on his face was deep as he sat on a mossy rock and waited for Rafa to show.

Winning the ex back? (pillz)

It was three in the morning and started as a harmless 'plink plink' noise against Kavinsky's window- something that could be easily mistaken as a branch swaying in the breeze or maybe the start of some hail. After a few of those the next sound was distinctly unsubtle: a rock came crashing through the glass, followed by a loud drunken howl from the fae outside.

"VINNY! GET YOUR HOT BITCH ARSE BACK TO ME BEFORE I WRING YOUR GORGEOUS NECK, YA BASTARD! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I LOVE YA, YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!"

That's amore.

Threeway with demigods (deathkid and healingdork)

One day, around midnight, a sleepless Vex shows up at Nico and Will's door. Slightly tipsy, but not enough to call him inebriated, he pounds on the door until one of them answers. There, shirtless, clad in nothing but his leather pants and flip-flops, he leans against the door frame and stares at whomever was in front of him- regardless of who it was, his words were the same.

"Can both of ya screw me already?"

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[mordacita]

[ There's a faerie in the forest. Rafa has had Vex's scent marked since he broke the first line of trees. He's followed, moving from tree to tree through the topmost branches, silent as an assassin. This brings back memories. Rafa has hunted many faeries, in many forests. He's a predator through and through, his limbs agile and his feet light. He waits, giving Vex time to get deep into the trees. He would have been easy to find even without Rafa picking his scent; those clothes, that collection of weapons.

Rafa smiles. He cuts a wide circle, stalking his prey, and then when Vex finally tops, Rafa drops neatly onto his back.

His legs clamp around his waist. His arms make a vice around his shoulders, and his fangs are two needle points pressing on Vex's neck. He drags upwards, lightly scratching his skin, and brings his lips against his ear. ]

Mi amore. [ Soft, sweet, honeyed Italian. He kisses Vex's ear. ] Did you miss me? I've been watching you.

[vexy]

[ Vex didn't feel like he had very many reasons to laugh nowadays, though he had plenty of them to scream. What he let out was a mixture of both, mostly screaming at first but it morphed into howls of laughter as he nearly fell forward onto the ground. He hunched over in an attempt to balance the sudden weight that was on him, but Rafa was rather light and he figured it out easily enough.

The burst of adrenaline was making his heart pound, and it was tough to get away from his hysterical response but soon he was able to calm it down to a chuckle. ] You BLOODY bastard, I nearly shat myself! Agh, get off, you're crushing my quiver. [ Of arrows, that is. Not that he really wanted him to hop off, he rather liked him clinging there with his fangs on his neck- but this wasn't the time for lovey-doveys! They were there to hunt!!! ]

'course I didn't miss you, ya ruddy imp. It was nice 'n quiet before you showed up! [ But Vex hated the quiet, everyone knew that, so it was obvious he wasn't serious. And instead of letting Rafa move away, he reached back to grip his thighs and pulled him closer- then tilted his head back to try and steal a kiss. ]

[mordacita]

[ Rafa's response is a peal of delighted laughter. Pleased, he presses in against his faerie and kisses him deeply, his body curving around to meet that demand with apparent ease. He licks at those lips as he pulls back, before giving them a sharp little nip.]

I was perfectly quiet. You are the one who scared our prey away.

[ He drops easily off Vex's back, bouncing on the balls of his feet as he settles. He stands there looking almost innocent, hands behind his back.

It should be noted that he doesn't look remotely ready for hunting. He's wearing his ordinary, moderately dressy shoes, pants which are well fitted to his hips and skinny along his legs, and a long-sleeved shirt tucked into them. He has foregone the usual jacket he wears over that, which appears to be his only nod towards dressing appropriately. He also carries no notable weapons. He smiles.

Now we must work harder to find them. Would you like to start with something small or shall we go straight for the rock trolls? I have always liked a challenge.

[vexy]

Yeah yeah, smartarse. [ He readjusted the strap on his quiver once the weight was off of it, then he got a proper look at Rafa. Up, down, then up again, his look absolutely incredulous. ]

Are you mad? We're out here facing down the bloody biggest, fiercest things to roam the forest and you look like you're ready for a night out! By the way? They don't get scared off, either! They're going to find us and get your ruddy shoes dirty!

[ He looked utterly infuriated, but then he grabbed Rafa by the front of his shirt and tugged him roughly close so he could bite his lower lip. His growl was a mix of angry and aroused, then he sucked firmly before pulling off. ]

Cheeky blighter.

[ Despite all his bitching, he was still happy to see him. He hated to be alone. ]

[mordacita]

[ Rafa finds that first comment personally offensive, and folds his arms in readiness to protest. Then Vex distracts him with nice bitey kissing, and he softens, laughing as he kisses him back, hands settling on his waist. His worries start to evaporate, and he tilts his head up, nipping at Vex's lips and grinning. When they separate, he pauses to wrap his arms around Vex and give him a tight little cuddle. ]

I am not going to be seen in hiking boots. [ He says, of his clothing situation. ] I anticipate few problems. Why you imagine they are the most dangerous things here when you have me with you is beyond me.

[ He says, while kissing Vex's jaw. ]

Shall we go? I would hate for you to bring that all this way and not get the chance to shoot it.

[vexy]

Mm, I love it when you're vain.

[ Vex said with a purr in his throat, feeling his anger completely drain away due to Rafa's nips and that cute little grin. He was painfully adorable at times, it made Vex want to kill all of his rivals husbands and keep him all to himself. ]

Darling, I'm not counting us because we don't roam the forest on the regular. At least I don't, I don't know what you and your puppy get up to when I'm not around.

[ With a brief, playful bite at Rafa's chin he let him go. ]

Are you gonna shoot, darling? [ Insert innuendo here. ] Any good with a bow? [ He asked as he began to head deeper into the forest. ]

[mordacita]

[ Rafa licks at Vex's lips as he pulls back, before falling into casual step beside him. There are still no obvious weapons on him, and he clasps his hands behind his back. ]

Why would I shoot? [ He said, with genuine curiosity. ] I am the weapon. I need no other.

[ Then he looks up, regarding Vex with curiosity. ]

What of you? I am surprised to see you with that thing, when you could raise your hand and stop them in their tracks.

threeway

[deathkid]

When Vex showed up at their door, Nico wasn't sure whether he should be surprised or not. Figuring Vex was still recovering from his breakup with Kavinsky, Nico could only sigh in mild exasperation. He was dressed in a simple pair of black boxers, all he usually wore to bed on nights like this (especially since it was nicer to curl up next to his boyfriend that way), and he covered his arms over his chest as he gave Vex a mild glare.

"Do you even know what time it is? Will's still asleep. If that's what you really want, I'll get him up and ask if he's in the mood," he drawled, leaning against the door. Then, looking over his shoulder, he shouted for his boyfriend. "Hey, Significant Annoyance, we have a visitor who wants a threesome."

[healingdork]

Maybe it was a son of a Apollo thing, but whenever Will slept at night, he slept like a rock but as soon as the sun started rising, he was up and awake and ready for the day. As such, he was completely oblivious to the world and what Nico shouted at him (to which he would pout if he had heard). However, a thorough kiss was definitely a surefire way to wake him and well, if Vex wanted to come be a part of the wake up process, Will wouldn't complain.

powerprose! lmk if not ok <3

[vexy]

"It's time to bugger me. And darling, I can hear him snoring from here." It wasn't true, he didn't actually hear Will snoring he was just making a point. "Let's go wake him up, shall we?" With that, he quickly moved forward so he could scoop Nico up into his arms. Grinning crookedly, he kicked the door shut behind them and made his way to their bedroom.

"'ello 'ello," he murmured when he saw Will. "Looks like sleeping beauty needs a wake up. Should we suck him off then? That oughta wake him." He asked as he set Nico down on the empty side of the bed.

okay with me

[deathkid]

Being hauled up, Nico had no choice but to be carried. He didn't fight it though, very much liking the idea of waking his boyfriend with a blowjob. When he's finally set down, he flashed Vex a smirk and began sneaking closer. He paused only when he was standing over Will, smirk growing as he tugged the blankets aside. Then, he got to work, crawling onto the bed to tug aside Will's shorts. When Will's cock is revealed, he nods Vex over. If Will is awake at this point, Nico will press a finger to Will's lips to quiet him. If not, then Nico will dive right in, pull up Will's dick and begin licking it from base to tip.

[healingdork]

Will only stirred in his sleep a little when Nico pulled the blankets away, making a lazy, half-hearted attempt at trying to grab them and pull them back over him. He hardly even moved when Nico pushes his boxers aside either and let out a soft little whine when he felt someone licking his cock, brow furrowing in slight confusion but not really awake yet.

[vexy]

Vex settled on the other side of Will, wiggling down on his stomach with a naughty look on his face. He absolutely adored this side of Nico, the utter minx that he knew he could be. He waited until his friend had the first lick, then he leaned in so he could slide his tongue up the other side.

They were soft licks, and at first he worked in the opposite direction of Nico, but eventually he moved up so he could slide their tongues together on Will's tip. Their lips occasionally met, 'kissing' with the velvety head between them.

"""winning"""

[pillz]

Glass shatters. From inside the house, there's a noise of disrupted animals-- a dog barking, an Eevee doing... whatever it is an Eevee does when an Eevee makes noise. For a moment, there's no change besides that, the house lit but motionless in the darkness. The noise of Kavinsky's stereo is tinny and thin through the ruptured glass.

The next moment, Kavinsky blinks into view, in the front door. Vampire speed, you know. In his hand, he's hefting the rock that just now Vex had thrown through his window. His newly nocturnal eyes find Vex easily in the dark. Lock on.

And then he throws. Overarm, with an athletic finesse that he hadn't possessed as a mortal, sending the projectile squarely at the fairy's head.

"SAY THAT AGAIN, CUNT?" he screams back. More dog barking in the background; more Eevee sounds. "COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE STORM OF BULLSHIT OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."

[vexy]

Even if Vex had been completely sober it would've been impossible to dodge that rock. As such, it happened to be luck that he was so drunk off his ass that when Kavinsky made a 'throwing' motion at him, way his body did a surprise-jerk caused him to fall flat on his ass. As such, the rock clipped the side of his forehead and left a gash which caused blood to start dripping down his cheek, but he was so intoxicated he didn't even feel it.

"Blasted-- what?!" He yelled out towards the ground, as if it had somehow gained sentience and had pulled him down. Then he waved it off as he tried to focus his bleary peepers back on the so-called love of his current life. "I SAID," he began in an severely undignified yell. "I LOVE YA AND I WANT YA BACK ALREADY! Why aren't ya back yet already?! I miss ya, ya bloody... ugh, ya bloody gorgeous," he swallowed as the world spun and vision blurred. "Blimey, there's at least three of ya there, just gimme one, huh?!"

this tag is so funny upon reread i'm rl dying

[pillz]

Kavinsky sends the faerie the flattest possible look a person could send another while still remaining three-dimensional. Four dimensional, I guess. The experience of the passage of time is far from painless and insignificant, after all. His bony fists tighten for a moment, making him realize that he doesn't have a second rock to throw. Chuffing air sharply out between his teeth, he moves so abruptly that vex could hardly have tracked his movement even if he weren't concussed. One instant, the three of him?? are on the porch.

The next, they're standing over Vex's head.

"Most perverts who like gimp suits channel their fucking sadism into something useful," Kavinsky tells him. And then he jabs him sharply in the leg with his shoe. It's not a hard hit compared to what his shiny new vampire body is capable of, but still a solid whump of impact. "You could get paid for this shit. It's not like you can catch AIDS. Your tricks would pay out of the fucking nose to plug your ass up with poison cum." He sneers. His undead chest feels like it's on fire with nasty triumph, which almost offsets the massive discomfort. He'd almost gotten good at pretending nothing had hurt him at all.

vex is a tirefire

[vexy]

"Oww!" He let out a howl of protest as he was kicked, more due to the fact that he was kicked but not the actual pain associated with it because, let's be real, he wasn't sober enough for pain.

"Look, I don't know what the ruddy hell you're on about," he puffed and rolled towards him to try and grab onto one of his legs, intent on pulling his boy down to the ground with him- since there was no way he was going to be able to get back up.

"Ugh, just, c'mere! Let's start over, yeah?"

bae, no (also powerposing)

[pillz]

Kavinsky falls down shrieking. Let's be real, though; he's strong enough to flip a car these days, and has to drink through multiple bottles of hard liquor. He could walk a tightrope with thirty mile per hour winds, scale a wall with his bare fingers and toes. Or his bare fingers and rubber socks that don't have grips. He's a lot of Olympians rolled into one.

And he wouldn't have fallen if some part of him didn't maybe sort of kind of -- didn't want him to.

As it is, he ends up hitting dirt with his knee, and it's wet dirt, soaking through the fabric of his jeans, cold. Vex reeks of alcohol and misery. He shoves him toward the ground. And then he slaps him. Just a small stinging one, across the left side of his face. Then another one across the right side of his face. And then two more left. "You," he says, "are a lying." Slap. "Sack." Slap. "Of. Shit. And kind of a spineless yellow-belly, motherfuck--" slap! "—er. The fuck is wrong with you? You should--" slap. "Hate." Slap. "Me."

[vexy]

Slapping, well, slapping was foreplay to a guy like Vex. It was contact with Vin's skin, the skin he'd been missing for weeks. Colder than he remembered, but that was because he was all vamped now. All vamped and he'd missed the transition, not that he wanted to celebrate it anyway. If he was a vamp like Rafa it probably meant he couldn't bite him, but he'd promised Rafa he wouldn't let anyone else bite him, but--

These thoughts went through Vex's head like bouncing dragonflies as his head swung back and forth with the slaps. When he'd had enough he grabbed the front of Vin's shirt and yanked him down while Vex moved up, to smother that angry mouth with his hungry one.

Bollocks to all this talking, he was going to let his kiss do the communicating and if there was one thing it said loud and clear it was I need you. Because sure, maybe he should hate him, but he didn't and he never would.

s'mores time

[helical]

Alec was looking forward to a moment of rest. He liked action, and hunting was something he'd been trained to do, but he spent a lot of the time keeping an eye on Vex. Who would likely hate knowing Alec was watching over him, but Alec was worried about his friend and wanting to be sure this would stay a safe outlet for him.

As they wound down by the fire, Alec gathered a few seemingly useful sticks, snapping off smaller branches off the ends. He sat by the flames, near Vex, and tossed his bag his way.

"There's everything you need for s'mores in there."

What's this? Alec Lightwood carrying non-essentials while adventuring out in the woods? It's more likely than you think! He even holds out one of the sticks for Vex to take, if he's tempted to get started on the snacks right away.

[vexy]

Alec was good company- he didn't talk too much, he didn't hover or fuss, he simply helped Vex burn off all his angry energy by killing trolls. They watched each other's backs and kept the blabbing to a minimum, something that may have annoyed a chatterbox like Vex before he came to Xist, but nowadays he wasn't feeling like himself.

But as angry as he was at his life, he couldn't help but bark out a brief noise of amusement when Alec mentioned s'mores. "Are you having a laugh?" He asked before opening up the bag, fully expecting a spare quiver or the supplies for making arrows or something related to battle- but no, there was honest to god graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolates in there.

"The bloody cheek!" He announced, clearly pleased by Alec's choice in camp food. "Did ya know that Hunter named his daemon marshmallow?" He grinned crookedly as he pulled out the supplies, busted open a bag and speared the end of Alec's stick before he took his to mount a mallow in a similar fashion. "Now, is this Mags rubbin' off on ya? Or did you go camping with your brother 'n sis a lot?"

[helical]

That reaction caused Alec to duck his head and grin. Truth was he thought Vex might like that, and he was kind of very happy to see that was the case. Making Vex happy had quietly been added to his list of priorities. In a sense, Vex has become family, which meant he got the same treatment everyone else Ale considered family.

"Can't a guy like s'mores?" He shrugged, tilting his head gratefully after Vex skewered a marshmallow on his stick. He held it over the flames, attention toward the fire.

"Marshmallow... that's kind of a cute name," he added a little absent-mindedly, then looked to Vex again. "Maybe we should all have some sometime."

That sounded fun, even to him, maybe moreso given their situation was admittedly not the best. There were worse places than this one, but being at war with something causing the destruction of the multiverse and some of them missing family members dearly, they had to work a little harder to find some sort of peace.

[vexy]

"I suppose if a former assassin can love s'mores a former demon hunter can as well," he caught his marshmallow on fire and watched the white skin of it quickly turn black before it blew it out. He didn't know if Alec was a former anything, let alone realizing that he revealed his previous occupation, he was careless with his words because he simply didn't give a damn.

The crackers were split and chocolate opened. He took a wedge to set on his cracker before squishing the hot marshmallow on top. He licked his sticky fingers, uncaring of how hot it was before he took a bite. Mm, gooey crunch goodness. He sighed as he basked in the taste of sugar.

"Nah, they talk to much." Said Vex, the fae who always talks to much. "Well, maybe. Just Hunter, though, keep the husbands out of it." He didn't want to be a fifth wheel to the double-couple of Alec, Magnus, Rafa and Hunter and maybe even Shane. Which would make him a sixth wheel but--

[helical]

The choice of words did make Alec look at Vex, but only briefly. He knew Vex well enough by now to know that his priority was always self preservation, that he would also choose his own safety over anyone else's. It was not something Alec could understand, being the opposite of his own approach to just about everything in life. But he knew this about Vex, and by now, accepted it. It didn't seem like the right time to push and ask what that meant, though, so he tucked it away for later.

He was more displeased by the reference of him being a former Shadowhunter, and kept even that down to a simple little glower as he sandwiched his marshmallow between two crackers and a piece of chocolate. His first bite left him with crumbs and stickiness on his fingers, which he was not very pleased with.

"I'm not a former anything," he said, frowning at his fingers and finishing his s'mores, holding his hand like he was dangling roadkill from his fingertips. He looked over at Vex again, wanting to be quick to agree. Vex likely did not want any reminders of what he was missing, and Alec understood that well enough. Being surrounded by couples when you were separated from your own significant other had to be some sort of torture, one he wouldn't want to inflict on his friend.

However.

However.

"Are you and Hunter still kind of... a thing?"

Alec was imagining that a trip with the three of them would end up with Alec being the third wheel, either having to pretend he didn't know where they'd run off to for the past whatever minutes or put up with some likely lewd flirting he would not want to be witness to.

[vexy]

"Not while I'm out here," he replied flatly. "As if anyone can get a stiffy whilst surrounded by all this bloody nature. And what do you mean you're not former? We're all formers in this place, or are you really trying to do your old job here?" He rolled his eyes a bit, sometimes astounded by how stubborn Alec could be, especially over nitpicky details which Vex thought didn't matter.

At that, he viciously stabbed another marshmallow onto his stick. "Maybe bring Will along so he could patch us up if a Troll decides to turn us into a s'more." He wiggled the branch for emphasis, then held it over the fire again.